Fuck ISIS! A super patriotic dating simulator.

[broilerrx]

Does Elodie glow in the dark though? This is the most important question.

 

[Pablo Birmingham]

Can somebody donate a dollar to this so they can ask her why all the guys look so much more European than Middle Eastern then throw a sperg fit about her lack of True and Authentic™ Diversity™?

Seriously, what kind of an asshole would hold a sword blade down over his shoulder? Plus, that bitch couldn't take two seconds to put his thumb on the correct side either?

 

[Y2K Baby]

thanks for showing me this OP, the guys look hot, wishlisted

Spoiler

wait, this is supposed to be a political statement?

You're a faggot.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

This looks hilarious.

 

[Red Hood]

How is a 19 year old a super spy?

That doesn't make sense. I don't think the CIA will hire you without at least a Bachelor's or some Military Intelligence background. I can't enjoy this atrocity against reality -77/10

 

[Y2K Baby]

How is a 19 year old a super spy?

That doesn't make sense. I don't think the CIA will hire you without at least a Bachelor's or some Military Intelligence. I can't enjoy this atrocity against reality -77/10

It's a fanfiction for brown dick in minecunt.

 

[millais]

It's a fanfiction for brown dick in minecunt.

I'm not sure this "game" is even all that offensive to ISIS, because at the end of the day one of their jihadis is presumably still dicking this American protagonist character.

To make it properly offensive, you'd need the option for the player to sodomize all the ISIS jihadis.

 

[Blender]

I haven't felt this horny in ages.

 

[Tranhuviya]

The only endings should be:

• You get caught and beheaded.
• You become a terrorist's cumdump, get pregnant with his mongrel kid, and die in a Israeli bombing of fleeing refugees.

 

[Y2K Baby]

The only endings should be:

• You get caught and beheaded.
• You become a terrorist's cumdump, get pregnant with his mongrel kid, and die in a Israeli bombing of fleeing refugees.

There should be one ending where you have a diarrhea on the toilet, haha.

 

[Midlife Sperglord]

I'm not sure this "game" is even all that offensive to ISIS, because at the end of the day one of their jihadis is presumably still dicking this American protagonist character.

To make it properly offensive, you'd need the option for the player to sodomize all the ISIS jihadis.

Fuck ISIS - The Bara Version

 

[Bunny Tracks]

To make it properly offensive, you'd need the option for the player to sodomize all the ISIS jihadis.

To be fair, we don't know if that isn't an option.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I honestly cannot tell what side this person is on

I guess that means it's good satire, right?

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Is there yuri option with some white chick who ran off and joined ISIS? Or shota option with one of the Cubs of the Caliphate? Or zoosexual option with a goat, horse, or camel?

 

[knightlautrec]

So, which sperg do we nominate to do a Let’s Play of this?

I think this is fucking hilarious and I would do it in a heartbeat.

 

[m0rnutz]

The beautiful busty gypsy skekel pincher.

Also head of accounts for Cards Against Humanity in Seattle

 

[Nova Prime]

The kicker is the tier 2 reward of paying ten extra dollars to have the choice to not associate your name with this masterpiece.

 

[Commander Keen]

Is there yuri option with some white chick who ran off and joined ISIS? Or shota option with one of the Cubs of the Caliphate? Or zoosexual option with a goat, horse, or camel?

I, too, also wish to know this. No yuri no pirate. I wish to see if purest love can bloom in an islamofascist regime.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

It's a fanfiction for brown dick in minecunt.

It's more magenta. They look more like bodybuilding Guatamalans than Ishmaelites.

 

[Lackadaisy]

Not sure if would fug