FUCK BAYONETTA

[Cuelost-Newloss]

Ok so ya'know crucify me and all that shit but Bayonetta fucking sucks. The gameplay is boring, the puzzles are either too cryptic or lackluster, the boss fights are just okay and the story is mediocre at fucking BEST. Like I said previously, FUCK BAYONETTA.

Appropriate amounts of love, CLNL

 

[Red Hood]

Someone can't get the combat down.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Don't fuck with a witch

 

[Canoodler]

Are you angry because you were maining the sword, and the enemies kicked your ass? Not a very beginner friendly weapon.

 

[Nick Gars]

I disagree good sir. The gameplay is what makes it great.

The primary thing I don't like about Bayonetta is the sexualized fan-service, but it's a Platinum game and the character is supposed to be presented as such, despite the fact she's an 8 foot tall woman who's clothes are actually her body hair. I've never been keen of fan-service like that, if I want to rub one out to a fucking video game character, the internet can provide, I don't need it from the developers.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

FUCK BAYONETTA

shes the one doing the fucking.

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

I assume by the title that this would be a very different thread. Anyways Git Gud.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Next time you can change the title of "Fuck Metal Gear Rising" because you're such a fag with the parrying mechanic?
Jesus...

 

[Chad Holdenford]

I'd love to.

 

[No Exit]

Git gud faggot.

 

[Just A Butt]

i heard she has booba tho, which makes it automatically a good game.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

>retard failing at the game
>sperg out in fruit forum

Dreadful

 

[The Last Stand]

Sounds like SHE fucked YOU.

Nintendo found a diamond in the rough with Bayonetta.

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

Bayonetta is not fat, and I would have sex with her.

 

[Steely Dan]

>FUCK BAYONETTA
Yes please.

 

[Raiken]

Bayonetta? Puzzles? Nigga what?

 

[Red Hood]

>FUCK BAYONETTA
Yes please.

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As waifus go, you could do a lot worse.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Who the hell plays Bayonetta for the story?

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

I disagree good sir. The gameplay is what makes it great.

The primary thing I don't like about Bayonetta is the sexualized fan-service, but it's a Platinum game and the character is supposed to be presented as such, despite the fact she's an 8 foot tall woman who's clothes are actually her body hair. I've never been keen of fan-service like that, if I want to rub one out to a fucking video game character, the internet can provide, I don't need it from the developers.

Bayonetta is one of the few games were the fanservice didn't make me feel dirty for playing a nipponese video-game. Instead Bayonetta made me feel embarrassed in an intentional and very funny way, it's not just fanservice, it's actually part of the character and story(sinful witch BDSM:ing angels to death while fighting the church).

 

[Judge Dredd]

i heard she has booba tho, which makes it automatically a good game.

Fake news.

She has other things though.