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Chapter 1
The sun smiled upon Palestine, now modern and industrialized after the glorious victory of Hamas over the wicked Israelis turned the once Ottoman land into a Mecca for the rights of lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender people. Mohammed Al-Sissy (xhe/xer), the nations most popular transgendered imam, dusted off xer copy of the Holy Quran, decorated on its front with blue and pink stripes behind a rainbow-glittered emblem of Hezbollah, and began preparation for blessing the holy union of Amayra (they/them) and Shayan (fae/faer) at the Al-Aqsa mosque in Jerusalem. The Saudi Crown spared no expense for the wedding, as it signaled the joining of Shia and Sunni Muslims, ending centuries of rivalries, so everything needed to go according to plan.
Mohammed Al-Sissy inspected the mosque for any sign of uncleanliness. Jewish slaves, wearing gimp suits, tirelessly scrubbed every square centimeter, but that did not stop xer from kicking one of them in the face. "Clean harder, subhuman pig!" xhe commanded, "Lick my feet!" As xhe unzipped the gimp's traditional head covering, the Jew sucked on her toes for a moment before xhe kicked him a second time.
"T-t-thanks mommy" the Jew timidly responded as he continued scrubbing. Mohammed felt immediately turned on by this Jew and decided that maybe xhe would take it as xer 17'th bride. Surely its master would be willing to sell for a good price to the nation's most popular Imam. As xhe drifted into a fantasy about all of the babies they would make together, a burning smell wafted through the mosque's golden dome.
"Oh no!" Mohammed Al-Sissy shouted, "My falaffels!" Xhe reached down and grabbed the Jew by its bondage collar and handed it fifty Palestinian Shekels. "Go to the Falaffel hut and buy some more falaffels, slave. If you are not back in 20 minutes I will have you beheaded," Mohammed Al-Sissy ordered. As the Jew sauntered towards the exit, waving its ass, still sore from last night, a second Imam, Mohammed El Salvador entered, walking two Jews on a leash.
"Useless circumcised trash," the second Imam said.
"Hey now," Mohammed Al-Sissy said, "That one is going to be in my harem."
"Well maybe once it has revision surgery and accepts the will of Allah, I might change my mind. How are preparations for the wedding?" The second Imam said.
"Everything is almost perfect," Al-Sissy said, "We had some issues with the falaffels, but otherwise this will be the wedding of the century. President Eric Trump Jr just sent an assortment of flowers and a photo of his ongoing hormone treatments."
"Insallah," The second imam said, "Eric Trump will make a fine woman."
The Jew returned with a bag of falaffels and Al-Sissy slapped it in the face. "Thank you mommy" the Jew said with a muffled voice through its traditional gimp head covering.
Al-Sissy's relief in solving the falaffel situation was short lived, however, as a third Imam (he/her) entered and threw her arms out. "Mommy!" he said, "I have bad news, the adoption agency can't find Amayra and Shayan's new sub-Saharan baby!"
Mohammed Al-Sissy sighed. "Mo money, mo problems" xhe said to xerself and left the mosque in search of the lost baby.
The work of a transgendered Imam in the West Bank is never done.
The sun smiled upon Palestine, now modern and industrialized after the glorious victory of Hamas over the wicked Israelis turned the once Ottoman land into a Mecca for the rights of lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender people. Mohammed Al-Sissy (xhe/xer), the nations most popular transgendered imam, dusted off xer copy of the Holy Quran, decorated on its front with blue and pink stripes behind a rainbow-glittered emblem of Hezbollah, and began preparation for blessing the holy union of Amayra (they/them) and Shayan (fae/faer) at the Al-Aqsa mosque in Jerusalem. The Saudi Crown spared no expense for the wedding, as it signaled the joining of Shia and Sunni Muslims, ending centuries of rivalries, so everything needed to go according to plan.
Mohammed Al-Sissy inspected the mosque for any sign of uncleanliness. Jewish slaves, wearing gimp suits, tirelessly scrubbed every square centimeter, but that did not stop xer from kicking one of them in the face. "Clean harder, subhuman pig!" xhe commanded, "Lick my feet!" As xhe unzipped the gimp's traditional head covering, the Jew sucked on her toes for a moment before xhe kicked him a second time.
"T-t-thanks mommy" the Jew timidly responded as he continued scrubbing. Mohammed felt immediately turned on by this Jew and decided that maybe xhe would take it as xer 17'th bride. Surely its master would be willing to sell for a good price to the nation's most popular Imam. As xhe drifted into a fantasy about all of the babies they would make together, a burning smell wafted through the mosque's golden dome.
"Oh no!" Mohammed Al-Sissy shouted, "My falaffels!" Xhe reached down and grabbed the Jew by its bondage collar and handed it fifty Palestinian Shekels. "Go to the Falaffel hut and buy some more falaffels, slave. If you are not back in 20 minutes I will have you beheaded," Mohammed Al-Sissy ordered. As the Jew sauntered towards the exit, waving its ass, still sore from last night, a second Imam, Mohammed El Salvador entered, walking two Jews on a leash.
"Useless circumcised trash," the second Imam said.
"Hey now," Mohammed Al-Sissy said, "That one is going to be in my harem."
"Well maybe once it has revision surgery and accepts the will of Allah, I might change my mind. How are preparations for the wedding?" The second Imam said.
"Everything is almost perfect," Al-Sissy said, "We had some issues with the falaffels, but otherwise this will be the wedding of the century. President Eric Trump Jr just sent an assortment of flowers and a photo of his ongoing hormone treatments."
"Insallah," The second imam said, "Eric Trump will make a fine woman."
The Jew returned with a bag of falaffels and Al-Sissy slapped it in the face. "Thank you mommy" the Jew said with a muffled voice through its traditional gimp head covering.
Al-Sissy's relief in solving the falaffel situation was short lived, however, as a third Imam (he/her) entered and threw her arms out. "Mommy!" he said, "I have bad news, the adoption agency can't find Amayra and Shayan's new sub-Saharan baby!"
Mohammed Al-Sissy sighed. "Mo money, mo problems" xhe said to xerself and left the mosque in search of the lost baby.
The work of a transgendered Imam in the West Bank is never done.
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