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I've been doing some spring cleaning regarding game keys I have and I noticed I got gifted a Steam key for a game I already owned - the first Total Warhammer, no DLCs. IMPORTANT CAVEAT: Sadly, Sega regionlocks all their games so this will only work for fellow Eurofags.

Anyone interested can either reply to this post or DM me. First come first served.
AAAAAND IT'S GONE
 
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smurfs are asexual and their species only expands when baby smurfs spawn into existance once in a blue moon you pleb fuck, they dont know what sex is
smurfette was crafted by gargamel to be attractive to infiltrate among them
they dont fuck her
nobody in the smurfs fucks
learn your lore
Only woman was created by evil wizard to make chaos?

That's even worse somehow...
 
Only woman was created by evil wizard to make chaos?

That's even worse somehow...
Just like how it's unnatural for there to be Female smurfs,
The new Smurfs throws out clear biblical references, to instead show how women are in fact: natural.
This was never the intention for the Smurfs and they knew that.
 
Forgot to post this earlier this month
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People still tell me Payday 3 wasn't a bust(pun intended) when this shit is given away for free what, a year and a half after?
Only thing I remember about Payday 3 is how hard actman shilled it when the Devs flew him in to play it.
and within days people just dropped the game at release.

Suffah shills.
 
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When the Pac-Man game is the only one worth playing in your "monthly free games to subscribers", you aren't scrapping the bottom of the barrel. You broke through that shit and now you're just chucking out whatever you find in the dirt, praying it will stick.
 
When the Pac-Man game is the only one worth playing in your "monthly free games to subscribers", you aren't scrapping the bottom of the barrel. You broke through that shit and now you're just chucking out whatever you find in the dirt, praying it will stick.
Last month was even worse
 
if you like to be Rick'n'Morty'd in your face each five to ten seconds.
i don't even know that game and yet i somehow understand what "getting rick'n'morty'd in your face" entails
is it full of THAT type of humor? you know, the 'woa bro that's so like, i mean, i mean that's so like, like wicked bro, like... like i mean... like it's so epic how you did that i mean... i mean you know bro? like... like am i right?' kinda dialogue?
 
i don't even know that game and yet i somehow understand what "getting rick'n'morty'd in your face" entails
is it full of THAT type of humor? you know, the 'woa bro that's so like, i mean, i mean that's so like, like wicked bro, like... like i mean... like it's so epic how you did that i mean... i mean you know bro? like... like am i right?' kinda dialogue?
Yes, and it even has the voice actor for Morty doing a Morty voice.
 
like am i right?' kinda dialogue?
Not really, it's not that bad. If you're a stoner who watches cartoons you'd probably love the game. It's not terrible or very annoying, but it's not memorable or good. The best part of the game is the Red Letter Media commentary track easter egg that lets you watch the entire movie with them while they give commentary, as aliens.

The dialog isn't that bad or annoying but the plot is Aliens come to Earth to smoke humans because they're the best drug in the galaxy. It's dumb but playable. I pirated it however.
 
i don't trust that
Eh my point is it's not as bad as you're imagining it to be and there's far worse dialog in most modern games. I'd take High on Life over the spiderman games or GoW: Ragnarok any day. If Rick and Morty is the most annoying thing to you than obviously you'd hate it, but as someone who doesn't enjoy rick and morty I found the game to be tolerable and no where near as bad as most things modern that I have played. Would I recommend it? No, but for free it's not the worst thing to play through.
 
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