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Francisco Macias Nguema: Dictator of Equatorial Guinea, Self proclaimed "Hitlerian Marxist" and "The most powerful witch of Africa". The guy who become their own country in the "African Dachau". He had Schizofrenia and he saw his wife having sex with her lover, and he saw all that quiet.
Thanks to @Admiral Throbnelius to inspire me to created this Lolcow of History Thread.Francisco Macias Nguema: Dictator of Equatorial Guinea, Self proclaimed "Hitlerian Marxist" and "The most powerful witch of Africa". The guy who become their own country in the "African Dachau". He had Schizofrenia and he saw his wife having sex with her lover, and he saw all that quiet.
Equatorial Guinea, a nation very unknown even to Spanish speakers, to the point that even for Africa, is a nation so irrelevant that it is not even mentioned in the news. Despite being the only decent possession of Spain in Africa, the only one that was not invaded by its neighbors, it became independent in 1968 with the miracle that the Dictator Francisco Franco gave it that privilege and it did not have the retard mind of its Portuguese neighbor, the Dictator Oliveira Salazar, of continuing to believe himself the Master of Africa and pretending to have an Empire of a thousand years. And along the way it gives power to our protagonist of this thread: Francisco Macias Nguema or as he called himself "The Adolf Hitler of Africa and successor of the Third Reich"
EARLY LIFE
La vida de Macias fue un desastre desde que nació, con un padre que era jefe de su clan familiar, practicante de brujería, caníbal y potencial depredador sexual, que fue expulsado de Gabon, antigua posesión francesa, por múltiples crímenes. Su infancia es la típica de ser el niño mas acosado por todos: su padre, sus hermanos, los niños de la comunidad, nadie puede presumir en hacer al pequeño Macias su vida miserable, calificandolo como "alguien timido y retraido", que alardeaba y hablaba con orgullo querer ser poderoso, teniendo un ego bastante inflado y con la percepción de la realidad alterada. Sus dos grandes traumas es presenciar un ritual donde su padre sacrificaría a su hermano menor para mayor poder espiritual, y sus constantes ataques de turberculosis, que siempre sobrevivía de milagro, causando que de por vida le tenga miedo a enfermarse y al destino.
Luego de que su padre fuera asesinado por militares españoles, y luego su madre se suicidara tras no soportar tener que lidiar sola con doce niños, Macias queda huérfano y viviendo en la calle, no si antes ser adoptado por un grupo de españoles que lo educarían lo mejor posible, pero este en su enorme egocentrismo, abandonaría los estudios y solo completaría los estudios católicos y lenguaje español, adoptando el nombre de "Francisco Macias" porque este tenia una enorme admiración al Líder de España en ese momento, Francisco Franco. A pesar de que este por voluntad, abandonó la escuela porque alardeaba ser superior, este desarrolló un complejo de inferioridad al ver a los españoles pudientes, y al mismo tiempo era acosado por otros africanos locales por estudiar y saber español, por lo que este deseaba ser un español blanco pudiente. Aun así su vida apenas comenzaba.
Macias' life was a disaster from the time he was born, with a father who was the head of his family clan, a practitioner of witchcraft, a cannibal and a potential sexual predator, who was expelled from Gabon, a former French possession, for multiple crimes. His childhood is typical of being the most bullied child by everyone: his father, his brothers, the children of the community, no one can boast of making little Macias' life miserable, calling him "someone shy and withdrawn", who boasted and spoke with pride about wanting to be powerful, having a rather inflated ego and with an altered perception of reality. His two great traumas are witnessing a ritual where his father would sacrifice his younger brother for greater spiritual power, and his constant attacks of tuberculosis, which he always survived by a miracle, causing him to be afraid of getting sick and of destiny for life.
After his father was killed by the Spanish military, and then his mother committed suicide after not being able to bear having to deal with twelve children alone, Macias was left an orphan and living on the streets, but not before being adopted by a group of Spaniards who would educate him as best as possible, but in his enormous egocentrism, he would abandon his studies and only complete Catholic studies and the Spanish language, adopting the name "Francisco Macias" because he had an enormous admiration for the Leader of Spain at that time, Francisco Franco. Even though he voluntarily abandoned school because he boasted of being superior, he developed an inferiority complex when he saw the wealthy Spaniards, and at the same time he was harassed by other local Africans for studying and knowing Spanish, so he wanted to be a wealthy white Spaniard. Even so, his life was just beginning.
After his father was killed by the Spanish military, and then his mother committed suicide after not being able to bear having to deal with twelve children alone, Macias was left an orphan and living on the streets, but not before being adopted by a group of Spaniards who would educate him as best as possible, but in his enormous egocentrism, he would abandon his studies and only complete Catholic studies and the Spanish language, adopting the name "Francisco Macias" because he had an enormous admiration for the Leader of Spain at that time, Francisco Franco. Even though he voluntarily abandoned school because he boasted of being superior, he developed an inferiority complex when he saw the wealthy Spaniards, and at the same time he was harassed by other local Africans for studying and knowing Spanish, so he wanted to be a wealthy white Spaniard. Even so, his life was just beginning.
El Ascenso del Acomplejado
Gracias a este diploma, obtuvo cargos menores, como miembro del servicio forestal de Bata, ministro de obras publicas, catequista y traductor del gobernador de Mongomo, en el que posteriormente sería gobernador de la misma. Macias tiempo después dijo que todo era un plan maestro creado por él mismo para ascender políticamente, y que siempre fue sumiso ante los españoles blancos y este lavaba inodoros con el objetivo de que estos le dieran puestos políticos. Cosa que solo muestra su egocentrismo, el crearse un supuesto plan digno de villanos de James Bond, donde controlaba Guinea Española desde las sombras y en los baños que limpiaba.
Los españoles, que le vieron como un discapacitado mental, creyeron que tenían al títere perfecto, por lo que le dieron el estatus de "Emancipado" en 1951, y aprovechó para volver a sus raíces africanas, volviendo a su tribu y, según sus propias palabras, empezar a practicar la misma brujería de su padre. En 1963, Francisco Franco le quita el status de "Colonia" a la Guinea Española, y lo eleva al status de "provincia autónoma" similar a Cataluña o Pais Vasco, razón por la que crea un gobierno de transición liderado por Bonifancio Ondo Edú, un nativo guineano inteligente y pro-español, y los españoles al querer alguien mas manipulable, designan como Vice Presidente a Francisco Macias, que ya de por si el primer día era considerado una paria por el gabinete de Edú, mientras Macias en su acomplejamiento, se enojaba al ver que todos en el gabinete eran superiores en educación que él, pero también se justificaba que era mas inteligente porque al no completar la escuela, aun así pudo lograr llegar a ser parte del gobierno de Guinea Española.
Gracias a sus constantes berrinches y delirios mentales, dignas de un niño de 7 años consentido, Francisco Macias creaba o se unia a partidos politicos, en la que era expulsado o renunciaba con berrinches: Fundaría en 1964 el partido "Idea Popular de Guinea Ecuatorial" en la que sería expulsado de su propio partido por su ambigüedad en la independencia de Guinea Española. en 1964 se une al Movimiento de la Union Nacional de la Guinea Ecuatorial de corte pro-Franco pero, luego de ver que no querian darle mas poderes, se larga del partido al año siguiente y se vuelve a unir a Idea Popular de Guinea Ecuatorial para ser su candidato presidencial, que de una manera increible, lograría ganar la presidencia y volverse el primer presidente de Guinea Ecuatorial.
The Rise of the Complex
Even though he barely knew how to speak Spanish, the Spanish decided to give him a diploma in administration, for two reasons: The Spanish saw him as very pathetic, and the other was that his stupidity made him easy to manipulate. Since this diploma was only given to those Africans who entered and completed the then Special Native School, Macias would further boost his ego, boasting that he earned it for his great intelligence.Thanks to this diploma, he obtained minor positions, such as member of the forestry service of Bata, minister of public works, catechist and translator of the governor of Mongomo, where he would later be governor of the same. Macias later said that it was all a master plan created by himself to rise politically, and that he was always submissive to the white Spaniards and he washed toilets with the objective of them giving him political positions. Which only shows his egocentrism, creating a supposed plan worthy of James Bond villains, where he controlled Spanish Guinea from the shadows and in the bathrooms he cleaned.
The Spanish, who saw him as a mentally handicapped person, believed they had the perfect puppet, so they gave him the status of "Emancipated" in 1951, and he took advantage of the opportunity to return to his African roots, returning to his tribe and, in his own words, beginning to practice the same witchcraft as his father. In 1963, Francisco Franco removed the status of "Colony" from Spanish Guinea, and raised it to the status of "autonomous province" similar to Catalonia or the Basque Country, which is why he created a transitional government led by Bonifancio Ondo Edú, an intelligent and pro-Spanish native Guinean, and the Spanish, wanting someone more manipulable, appointed Francisco Macias as Vice President, who on the first day was already considered an outcast by Edú's cabinet, while Macias, in his complex, got angry when he saw that everyone in the cabinet was superior in education than him, but he also justified himself by saying that he was smarter because by not completing school, he was still able to become part of the government of Spanish Guinea.
Thanks to his constant tantrums and mental delusions, worthy of a spoiled 7 year old, Francisco Macias created or joined political parties, from which he was expelled or resigned with tantrums: In 1964 he founded the party "Idea Popular de Guinea Ecuatorial" from which he would be expelled from his own party for his ambiguity in the independence of Spanish Guinea. In 1964 he joined the pro-Franco Movement of the National Union of Equatorial Guinea but, after seeing that they did not want to give him more powers, he left the party the following year and rejoined Idea Popular de Guinea Ecuatorial to be its presidential candidate, who in an incredible way, would manage to win the presidency and become the first president of Equatorial Guinea.
Primer año de presidencia: El comienzo del acomplejado
Su primer año como Presidente fue relativamente normal, para los estándares africanos de la época: Alardear que él solo liberó África con ayuda de Hitler, estabilizar la naciente nación africana a través de crear sus grupos de jovenes leales, inspirados en las SA del Partido Nazi, acusar a España de desestabilizar el país y empezó a tener paranoias de un supuesto golpe de estado. Aquí por estos años sufriría un colapso mental por dos sucesos: Una noche, antes de asumir la presidencia, su primera esposa llamada "Ada" cansada de los delirios de Macias, y que si estaba con él y solo estaba por su posición política, decide engañarlo y nada mejor con un joven adolescente español blanco, cosa que un día, Macias en sus pocas borracheras registradas, encontraría a su esposa engañandolo en frente de él, pero este en vez de enojarse, decide observar toda la noche el acto sexual. A la mañana siguiente, el joven español observaría a MAcias sentado en frente de ellos y este huiría. Días después el joven y su familia serían expulsados de Guinea Ecuatorial por Macias, no si antes él y Ada dirían rumores que Macias era homosexual, cosa que se enojaba y hacia berrinches por las burlas, sumando a que confeso que se sentía incapaz de satisfacer sexualmente a una mujer, y que los españoles eran superiores sexualmente.
El segundo detonante sería la crisis diplomática con España, que lo inició él mismo, al ver que España había vaciado las arcas de los bancos como una forma de someterlo, sumando a que supuestamente declaró un intento golpe de estado el 5 de marzo de 1969 que derivó que exigiera que España se largara de Guinea Ecuatorial y exiliar a toda la oposición de Guinea Ecuatorial, no si antes arrestar, torturar y fusilar a varios de los supuestos conspiradores. Macias en una declaración y tras establecer un toque de queda, declara que "él solo desactivo el ataque" y que "el que se vaya de Guinea Ecuatorial, es porque es un cobarde y traidor". La dictadura de Macias había comenzado...
The First year of Presidency: The Starting of Complex
Upon taking office, Macias threw several tantrums accusing Spain of continuing to control the fledgling nation with the so-called 1968 Constitution. In several speeches during his time as a presidential candidate and then president, he glorified and thanked the German Chancellor, Adolf Hitler, for "liberating Africa from the white man" and always talked about how "Thanks to Hitler, Africa is free." Macias, who always saw Hitler as his role model, bought a copy of Mein Kamf in Spain, which he always read and never parted with. It was in 1968 that he was diagnosed with "paranoid schizophrenia" in Madrid, which is why his rivals accused him of being "crazy," which Macias said was crazy, but "crazy for freedom."His first year as President was relatively normal, by African standards of the time: Boasting that he single-handedly liberated Africa with the help of Hitler, stabilizing the nascent African nation by creating his groups of loyal youth, inspired by the SA of the Nazi Party, accusing Spain of destabilizing the country and he began to have paranoia about a supposed coup d'état. Here, during these years, he would suffer a mental breakdown due to two events: One night, before assuming the presidency, his first wife named "Ada" tired of Macias' delusions, and that if she was with him and was only there for his political position, decided to cheat on him and nothing better with a young white Spanish teenager, which one day, Macias in his few registered drunken binges, would find his wife cheating on him in front of him, but instead of getting angry, he decided to watch the sexual act all night. The next morning, the young Spaniard would observe Macias sitting in front of them and he would flee. Days later the young man and his family would be expelled from Equatorial Guinea by Macias, but not before he and Ada would say rumors that Macias was homosexual, which made him angry and throw tantrums because of the mockery, adding to the fact that he confessed that he felt incapable of sexually satisfying a woman, and that the Spaniards were sexually superior.
The second trigger would be the diplomatic crisis with Spain, which he himself started, seeing that Spain had emptied the banks' coffers as a way of subduing him, adding to the fact that he supposedly declared an attempted coup on March 5, 1969, which led to his demand that Spain leave Equatorial Guinea and exile all the opposition in Equatorial Guinea, but not before arresting, torturing and shooting several of the alleged conspirators. Macias in a statement and after establishing a curfew, declared that "he alone deactivated the attack" and that "anyone who leaves Equatorial Guinea is because he is a coward and a traitor." Macias' dictatorship had begun...
La Presidencia del Acomplejado (1969-1979)
A pesar de tener el poder total y crear una constitución basada en su imagen personal, aun se sentía acomplejado por lo que este empieza a crearse títulos donde era obligatorio para toda Guinea Ecuatorial aprendérselas: "Líder de Acero", "Milagro único de Guinea Ecuatorial", "Padre de los niños de Guinea Ecuatorial", "Maestro numero uno de Guinea Ecuatorial", entre otros 50 títulos que el mismo se creaba. En sus últimos días de vida, Macias se proclama "Dios" con la obligación que las iglesias cerradas se volvieran en un centro de culto a Macias proclamando "No hay mas Dios que Macias" o "No Existe Dios, el verdadero Dios es Macias".
Tras erradicar a los intelectuales, sea exiliandolos, fusilandolos o encarcelandolos, este al ver la falta de profesores, decide proclamarse "Profesor de Guinea Ecuatorial" y en ocasiones iba a las escuelas y universidades a dar catedra a los alumnos, alumnos que eran obligados a no hacer nada mas que aplaudir, bajo pena de ser fusilado por Macias. Debido a sus complejos y delirios, empezó a prohibir a los ciudadanos de Guinea Ecuatorial el uso de ropa occidental, desde zapatos, hasta camisas simples, prohibió la comida básica por considerarlo "imperialista y europea", las medicinas y el agua potable por ser "imperialista", pero al mismo tiempo, en un ataque de superioridad, siempre le gustaba portar ropa occidental, comía comidas "imperialistas" como Pan francés, aceitunas españolas y licor alemán, cuando sufría ataques de enfermedad, este se iba a Francia a recibir tratamiento medico.
En medio de la guerra fría, este se alinea al bloque comunista, permitiendo que la URSS y China establezcan bases militares y le permitan entrenar sus "escuadrones de juventudes" para controlar la población, que lo mantenía en la mas absoluta miseria, comprando de manera barata comida, y los revendía a precios altos. Este se burlaría de los que no podían comprar comida diciendo que eran "vagos" y que "debían trabajar mas". Cabe destacar que toda Guinea Ecuatorial, gracias a Macias, no existía la moneda (La moneda de facto no existía, de iure existía la peseta y luego el Ekwele, ambas monedas tenían imágenes de Francisco Macias como Dios) y el "salario" era una bolsa de comida, ya casi caducada.
The Complex President (1969-1979)
After eliminating all opposition, Francisco Macias, now in total power, suspended the constitution, proclaimed himself "President for Life" and declared a state of emergency and closed the borders. As a great admirer of Hitler and Francisco Franco, whom he always admired, he created the "Partido Unico Nacional de los Trabajadores" inspired by Franco's Falangist Party of the JONS, Kim Il Sung's Korean Workers' Party and Adolf Hitler's Nazi Party, where he was the supreme leader. There he created the "Marchas de Juventudes de Macias" which was the Guinean-Ecuadorean version of Hitler's SA.
Despite having total power and creating a constitution based on his personal image, he still felt self-conscious, so he began to create titles that were obligatory for all of Equatorial Guinea to learn: "Leader of Steel", "Unique Miracle of Equatorial Guinea", "Father of the Children of Equatorial Guinea", "Number One Teacher of Equatorial Guinea" and in his last days of life, Macias proclaimed himself "God" with the obligation that the closed churches would become a center of worship to Macias proclaiming "There is no God but Macias" or "There is no God, the true God is Macias."
After eradicating the intellectuals, either by exiling them, shooting them or imprisoning them, seeing the lack of teachers, he decided to proclaim himself "Professor of Equatorial Guinea" and sometimes went to schools and universities to give lectures to the students, students who were forced to do nothing but applaud, under penalty of being shot by Macias. Due to his complexes and delusions, he began to prohibit the citizens of Equatorial Guinea from wearing Western clothing, from shoes to simple shirts, he prohibited basic food because he considered it "imperialist and European", medicines and drinking water because it was "imperialist", but at the same time, in a fit of superiority, he always liked to wear Western clothing, he ate "imperialist" foods such as French bread, Spanish olives and German liquor, when he suffered from illness attacks, he went to France to receive medical treatment.
In the midst of the Cold War, he aligned himself with the communist bloc, allowing the USSR and China to establish military bases and allow him to train his "youth squads" to control the population, which kept him in absolute misery, buying cheap food and reselling it at high prices. He would make fun of those who could not buy food saying they were "lazy" and that "they should work harder." It should be noted that all of Equatorial Guinea, thanks to Macias, there was no currency (the currency de facto did not exist, de jure there was the peseta and then the Ekwele, both currencies had images of Francisco Macias as God) and the "salary" was a bag of food, almost expired.
El Brujo mas poderoso de África, seguidor de Hitler, Franco y Mao
A pesar de formarse como católico, debido a su egocentrismo y esquizofrenia, este no solo se proclamaría que era "Dios", sino que era el "brujo mas poderoso de África" y era normal que este en el palacio presidencial o en su pueblo natal, Mongomo, practicara brujería, en la que permitía que difundieran rumores de que podía transformarse en animales, que se comía a sus victimas y podía teletransportarse en todos los lugares de Guinea Ecuatorial. Mientras se autoproclamaba "Dios" este despreciaba a Jesús de Nazareth por verlo como la persona que tanto quería ser, por lo que durante su presidencia, estaba prohibido la mención de Jesús, y declaraba que se deberían referir a Jesus como "El Hijo Bastardo De Una Puta Blanca Barata Con Un Coño Pestilente"
Aunque hablaba de que era amigo de personas como Kim Il Sung o Fidel Castro, estos en secreto lo odiaban y solo lo veían como alguien útil para sus planes de expandirse en África. Como habia prohibido el cristianismo y se proclamaba "Dios", este en días cristianos como Navidad y Corpus Christi, orquestaba ejecuciones en el estadio publico, donde los soldados se vestían de Santa Claus y cantaban Those Were the Days de Mary Hopkin durante los fusilamientos. En sus delirios de brujo, este al enterarse de los problemas de electricidad que sufría Guinea Ecuatorial, declararía que lo resolvería usando "sus poderes magicos", cosa que solo aplicaba a él, ya que sus grandes palacios, construidos gracias al PIB de Guinea Ecuatorial, siempre tenian electricidad y lujos basicos, imposibles para su nación. La razón de construir palacios, se debe a que se obsesionó con el Palacio de Versalles en Francia.
One of the things to highlight about Macias, worthy of a child with autism, was his total hypocrisy and irony: Despite being an admirer of Franco and calling him "his companion" and "his only equal", the latter would later repudiate him, calling him a "murderer" and "fascist" and then go back to admiring him. One of his greatest inspirations and admirations was the German dictator Adolf Hitler, whom he always tried to imitate, but not before also admiring Mao Zedong, Kim Il Sung and Fidel Castro, so when he was ridiculed by the international press for these contradictions, Macias angrily shouted that he was a "Hitler Marxist" and then contradicted himself by saying that "I had no ideology since ideologies are European and I am African."
Despite being raised as a Catholic, due to his egocentrism and schizophrenia, he would not only proclaim himself to be "God," but that he was the "most powerful witch in Africa" and it was normal for him to practice witchcraft in the presidential palace or in his hometown, Mongomo, in which he allowed rumors to spread that he could transform into animals, that he ate his victims and could teleport to all places in Equatorial Guinea. While he proclaimed himself "God" he despised Jesus of Nazareth for seeing him as the person he so wanted to be, so during his presidency, the mention of Jesus was forbidden, and he declared that Jesus should be referred to as "The Bastard Son of a Cheap White Whore with a Stinky Cunt."
Although he said that he was a friend of people like Kim Il Sung or Fidel Castro, they secretly hated him and only saw him as someone useful for their plans to expand in Africa. Since he had banned Christianity and proclaimed himself "God", on Christian days like Christmas and Corpus Christi, he orchestrated executions in the public stadium, where soldiers dressed as Santa Claus and sang Mary Hopkin's Those Were the Days during the shootings. In his sorcerer's delusions, when he found out about the electricity problems that Equatorial Guinea was suffering, he would declare that he would solve them using "his magic powers", which only applied to him, since his great palaces, built thanks to the GDP of Equatorial Guinea, always had electricity and basic luxuries, impossible for his nation. The reason for building palaces is because he became obsessed with the Palace of Versailles in France.
Despite being raised as a Catholic, due to his egocentrism and schizophrenia, he would not only proclaim himself to be "God," but that he was the "most powerful witch in Africa" and it was normal for him to practice witchcraft in the presidential palace or in his hometown, Mongomo, in which he allowed rumors to spread that he could transform into animals, that he ate his victims and could teleport to all places in Equatorial Guinea. While he proclaimed himself "God" he despised Jesus of Nazareth for seeing him as the person he so wanted to be, so during his presidency, the mention of Jesus was forbidden, and he declared that Jesus should be referred to as "The Bastard Son of a Cheap White Whore with a Stinky Cunt."
Although he said that he was a friend of people like Kim Il Sung or Fidel Castro, they secretly hated him and only saw him as someone useful for their plans to expand in Africa. Since he had banned Christianity and proclaimed himself "God", on Christian days like Christmas and Corpus Christi, he orchestrated executions in the public stadium, where soldiers dressed as Santa Claus and sang Mary Hopkin's Those Were the Days during the shootings. In his sorcerer's delusions, when he found out about the electricity problems that Equatorial Guinea was suffering, he would declare that he would solve them using "his magic powers", which only applied to him, since his great palaces, built thanks to the GDP of Equatorial Guinea, always had electricity and basic luxuries, impossible for his nation. The reason for building palaces is because he became obsessed with the Palace of Versailles in France.
El fin del Acomplejado: Golpe de la Libertad (1979)
Macias empezó a huir a Gabón con una maleta llena de dinero y una pistola sin balas, mientras alardeaba que usaba sus poderes mágicos para volverse un tigre y huir rápido, cosa que al final fue detenido y llevado a Malabo (Capital de Guinea Ecuatorial) para ser enjuiciado ante todos. Macias, a pesar de lanzar berrinches ante el juicio y pedir que lo liberen porque era el Presidente, es declarado culpable y mandado a fusilar junto a otros 9 colaboradores ese mismo dia. En sus ultimos minutos este espantaba a los soldados diciendo que los maldecía y que como brujo, los iba a espantar en sueños, haciendo que Teodoro Obiang, ostinado de la estupidez de Macias, mandara a la legión marroquí que el Rey Hassan II de Marruecos desplegó en Guinea Ecuatorial, para fusilarlo exitosamente el 29 de Septiembre de 1979, con el jubilo y alegria de toda Guinea Ecuatorial... Para luego pasar a alguien similar como su sobrino, el actual Presidente Teodoro Obiang, con la diferencia que Teodoro si tiene cerebro y no es retrasado mental.
Obviously, nobody liked Macias, not even his own family, who were always humiliated and eliminated by his megalomania. While he was renaming all of Equatorial Guinea as "Francisco Macias Country", which ranged from renaming the island of Malabo as "Francisco Macias Island" to renaming a destroyed bridge as "Francisco Macias Bridge", his nephew, the Minister of Defense, Teodoro Obiang, decided to carry out a coup against Macias, currently called in Equatorial Guinea as the "Freedom Coup" on August 3, 1979, and to no one's surprise, everyone united against Macias, who was only protected by Chinese engineers who he armed for his defense, but they surrendered as soon as they saw the first soldier attacking.
Macias began to flee to Gabon with a suitcase full of money and a gun without bullets, while boasting that he used his magic powers to turn into a tiger and run away quickly, which is why he was finally arrested and taken to Malabo (capital of Equatorial Guinea) to be tried before everyone. Macias, despite throwing tantrums before the trial and asking to be released because he was the President, was declared guilty and ordered to be shot along with 9 other collaborators that same day. In his last minutes he scared away the soldiers by saying that he cursed them and that as a witch, he would scare them away in their dreams, causing Teodoro Obiang, oblivious to Macias' stupidity, to send the Moroccan legion that King Hassan II of Morocco deployed in Equatorial Guinea, to successfully shoot him on September 29, 1979, to the jubilation and joy of all of Equatorial Guinea... To then move on to someone similar like his nephew, the current President Teodoro Obiang, with the difference that Teodoro does have a brain and is not mentally retarded.
Macias began to flee to Gabon with a suitcase full of money and a gun without bullets, while boasting that he used his magic powers to turn into a tiger and run away quickly, which is why he was finally arrested and taken to Malabo (capital of Equatorial Guinea) to be tried before everyone. Macias, despite throwing tantrums before the trial and asking to be released because he was the President, was declared guilty and ordered to be shot along with 9 other collaborators that same day. In his last minutes he scared away the soldiers by saying that he cursed them and that as a witch, he would scare them away in their dreams, causing Teodoro Obiang, oblivious to Macias' stupidity, to send the Moroccan legion that King Hassan II of Morocco deployed in Equatorial Guinea, to successfully shoot him on September 29, 1979, to the jubilation and joy of all of Equatorial Guinea... To then move on to someone similar like his nephew, the current President Teodoro Obiang, with the difference that Teodoro does have a brain and is not mentally retarded.
Conclusión
Francisco Macias es el ejemplo perfecto de lo que pasa cuando combinas enfermedades mentales, pobreza y estupidez humana en una persona. Esto es lo que pasa cuando un lolcow adicto al porno toma posesión de una nación y lo convierte de los mejores paraísos para vivir, en volverlo a niveles que hace ver a Corea del Norte como un paraíso perfecto. Si bien su sobrino, que tampoco es un angel y es igual de cruel y despiadado que Macias, gobierna Guinea Ecuatorial desde 1979 hasta la actualidad, fecha de creado este articulo, Macias cae en la historia de quizas uno de los lideres mas crueles, egocentricos y retrasados de la historia de la humanidad, donde por no ser blanco europeo millonario, gobernó el país como si fuera uno, mientras denigraba a sus iguales como "Niggers descerebrados". Tal vez era mejor que Guinea Ecuatorial hubiera estado unos años mas como parte de España...
Francisco Macias is the perfect example of what happens when you combine mental illness, poverty and human stupidity in one person. This is what happens when a porn-addicted lolcow takes over a nation and turns it from one of the best paradises to live in, to levels that make North Korea look like a perfect paradise. Although his nephew, who is also no angel and is just as cruel and ruthless as Macias, has governed Equatorial Guinea since 1979 until today, the date this article was created, Macias goes down in history as perhaps one of the cruelest, egocentric and retarded leaders in the history of humanity, where, for not being a white European millionaire, he governed the country as if he were one, while denigrating his peers as "brainless niggers." Perhaps it was better that Equatorial Guinea had been part of Spain for a few more years...
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