Fortunately/ Unfortunately

[Gorgar]

This is a game where we create a never ending story. All posts must start with Fortunately or Unfortunately depending on what the previous post started with.
Ex:
Unfortunately, you are going to Chris Chan’s house
Fortunately, he died many years ago and now his house is a museum
If you start with fortunately, it must be something good happening. If you start with Unfortunately, something bad must happen.
I’ll start: Unfortunately, you are trapped in a mad scientist’s lab

 

[Ballo]

Fortunately: you find an injection needle that gives you immense strength

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

Unfortunately: it also gives you AIDS

 

[Black Waltz]

Fortunately, there's also a cure for aids

 

[TiggerNits]

Unfortnately, you have to read this thread for it to work

 

[Jequiti]

Fortunately, you can browse other websites while doing so.

 

[heymate]

Unfortunately, the only other sites you may visit are boring educational websites that force you to find integrals of functions and determine the velocity of random falling objects.

 

[Irwin M. Felcher]

Fortunately, you're a gigantic nerd.

 

[Burgers in the ass]

Unfortunately, all the websites have stuff you already know because you're that big of a nerd.

 

[0 0]

Fortunately, you have all the best subscriptions for a constant feed of endless information.

 

[8777BB5]

Unfortunately said subscriptions also give you access to childporn sites

 

[Jetstream Sam]

Fortunately, you are going to be showered by puppies

 

[Irwin M. Felcher]

Unfortunately, puppies aren't even actually that good at showering themselves, and your overall hygiene takes a sharp nose-dive.

 

[Ballo]

Fortunately, The puppies can combine into a fighting mech

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Unfortunately, the mech still produces puppy-shit.

 

[heymate]

Fortunately, the puppy mech did help you escape the mad scientist’s lab.

 

[Plague Spectrum]

Unfortunately, once you escaped you were attacked by a swarm of angry SJWs.

 

[Army Burger]

Fortunately they are all weak soyboys so you are able to fight them off with ease.

 

[ISO'os]

Unfortunately you have the strength of a lego bridge

 

[Irwin M. Felcher]

Fortunately, you also still have a puppy mech.