Florida man dressed as Fred Flintstone pulled over for driving ‘footmobile’

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Florida man dressed as Fred Flintstone pulled over for driving ‘footmobile’


WESLEY CHAPEL, Fla. — A Florida man that was dressed as Fred Flintstone was pulled over and given a citation by law enforcement just days after Halloween.

A Pasco County sheriff deputy pulled over the barefoot man that appeared to be driving a Smart car decked out as a footmobile from the cartoon show, “The Flintstones.”

Don Swartz (aka, Fred Flintstone) was driving around the Pasco County area when deputies said the man was speeding and became “unruly” and had to be detained.

But he was issued a notice to appear and finally released.

“A very special thank you to Mr. and Mrs. Don and Trina Swartz for being such great sports… Yabba Dabba Doo!”

 

[Dick Pooman]

How the hell does a crazy ass state elect a low-energy loser like Jeb Bush?

Jeb is fluent in Spanish, married a latino woman, and converted to Catholicism, so he won over enough of the latino vote, and the Republicans voted for him because he's a Bush.

 

[Maxliam]

Jeb is fluent in Spanish, married a latino woman, and converted to Catholicism, so he won over enough of the latino vote, and the Republicans voted for him because he's a Bush.

His wife is a Mexicant goblin troll bitch. At least his brother was the fun one. Getting drunk as fuck, banging a hot piece (Laura Bush is pretty fucking hot) and his daughters were not giving a fuck when they tried to buy booze with a fake ID.

Jeb is so low energy he needs an extension cord up his ass to function.