florida is going to fucking die - trigger warning: extremely spooky

So what's happened is Florida dead yet? I heard Haiti got pretty fucked.

Did it. . .did it miss?
Haiti got fucked because it's Haiti. Building codes are a myth they've heard of from relatives who made it to America. No matter what kind of natural disaster hits Haiti a couple of hundred are going to die.
 
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It's doom, it's fucking doom!
Seriously though that video somehow simultaneously gives me hope for America's future while simultaneously questioning our sanity as a populace.
Then again this is probably just another day in Florida.
 
I did not die, perhaps because I am already dead.

And my mighty Land Rover laughs at your paltry thigh-deep floodwater.
 
I can confirm that literally nothing happened. It rained and I guess some people's power went out (and they still haven't turned it back on, lol owned by FPL) but basically another attempt to make the rest of the country think nature can kill Floridians.

Bitch, we live in Florida. Literally nothing except flakka, lightning strikes, and temperatures below 70 degrees can kill Floridians.
 
I can confirm that literally nothing happened. It rained and I guess some people's power went out (and they still haven't turned it back on, lol owned by FPL) but basically another attempt to make the rest of the country think nature can kill Floridians.

Bitch, we live in Florida. Literally nothing except flakka, lightning strikes, and temperatures below 70 degrees can kill Floridians.

Did the the smell improve at least
 
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