US Floating monster home for homeless looms over Honolulu stream - Hobos Built A 2-Story Floating House - A Poor Man's Epstein Island


By Daryl Huff
Published: Feb. 26, 2026 at 4:12 PM HST
HONOLULU (HawaiiNewsNow) - City officials are working to address a large homeless encampment along Keehi Stream in Kalihi that includes a floating two-story structure anchored in the middle of the waterway.

Officials with the state Department of Land and Natural Resources and the city’s Office of Housing and Homeless Solutions say removing the homeless people and structures will be a huge task.

The largest structure, hidden behind kiawe trees and mangroves, extends nearly halfway across the stream.

Hawaii News Now’s cameras watched residents traveling to and from it by raft and kayak.

Structure moved across stream to avoid prior sweep
State DLNR homeless coordinator Pua Aiu said the structure was first discovered on the south side of the stream in June 2024 during a state land department survey.

When the state swept that shoreline of a large encampment, the structure was relocated.

“I got there, I like, we’re ready to move this boat and like, well, it moved across the stream — to the city’s jurisdiction,” she said.

While the state owns the south side of the stream, it conveyed the north side to the city several years ago, along with property where housing for formerly homeless people was constructed on the site of another former camp.

City drone video reveals scale of encampment
Drone video shot by the city 15 months ago shows the two-story structure surrounded by numerous smaller structures, some of which have been absorbed into the surrounding vegetation and are not visible even from the nearby Kahauiki Village.

City director of homeless solutions Roy Miyahira said the footage was striking.

“It’s impressive what they’ve built — from a two-story home to use of solar panels and just able to access electricity,” Miyahira said.

Miyahira said conditions at the site are unsanitary and pose a threat to the ocean environment. He also cited safety concerns for those living there, particularly during severe weather.

“That’s obviously a concern of mine when folks have their lives put at risk and seem to be off the radar,” Miyahira said. “But now we recognize where they are, where we think we can deliver some help to them, have more of a suitable type of place to live, and away from any type of danger.”

Residents described as resistant to outreach
Miyahira said residents of the encampment have been uncooperative with outreach workers.

“They’re not so open to saying who they are, what they do for a living, how long they’ve been out there — they seem to be very reclusive, and maybe resistant to change,” he said.

Asked if ultimately, authorities may need to use force, he said, “I don’t want to go that route ever.”

He said he is asking multiple agencies to assist in finding indoor housing solutions for those living at the site.

Area has been a persistent homeless hotspot
The Keehi Stream corridor has been the site of repeated homeless encampments for more than a decade.

The largest prior displacement occurred under the Nimitz Highway viaduct in October 2017, when the majority of residents declined offers of housing and services and relocated elsewhere.

The mayor’s office said outreach to current encampment residents began last month. The goal is to have people out by the end of April.

Cleanup poses significant logistical challenges
State officials who conducted a similar cleanup along the opposite bank of the stream two summers ago said the process is labor-intensive and costly.

“It takes a huge amount of crew and a huge amount of time. It’s very costly, and also quite a bit of risk to the workers,” Aiu said. “The water’s not that clean — you don’t want to fall in the water.”

The work took three months and cost just over a million dollars as workers cut back the foliage with hand tools and dismantled the structures piece by piece.

Heavy equipment cannot be used along the shoreline due to unstable ground conditions.

“You can’t take heavy equipment on the shore side because the ground’s too soft,” she said. “One of our bulldozers sank. So we had very bad experiences with this area.”

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tl;dr homeless niggas in hawaii made a 2-story floating house that can only be accessed via boat
 
Granted this was 10 years ago, but when I was on Big Island a lot of the homeless and almost all of the most obnoxious ones actually were the white haole. I didn't understand then and I don't understand now why Hawaii went this cucked Democrat route when they have multiple valid reasons to go full Isreali lockdown and deport these mainland border hoppers. Between the rich assholed buying huge tracts of land for their gay bunkers and the mainland lumpenprole who come for the weather and "Aloha, man", it's a speed run microcosm of the consequences of open borders and yet they still embrace the "IN THIS HOUSE LOVE IS LOVE NO ONE IS ILLEGAL" bullshit.
 
Looks like 21°19'50.3"N 157°53'27.6"W or thereabouts. Plenty of ways to skin that cat. It's half a mile to a transfer station where the whole thing can be trashed. <500' to either a junk yard or construction site that would be suitable.
The work took three months and cost just over a million dollars as workers cut back the foliage with hand tools and dismantled the structures piece by piece.

Heavy equipment cannot be used along the shoreline due to unstable ground conditions.

“You can’t take heavy equipment on the shore side because the ground’s too soft,” she said. “One of our bulldozers sank. So we had very bad experiences with this area.”
They do make amphibious excavators. I'm certain there's some kicking around a fucking island. They also make these incredible things called barges. You can see them in the satellite view less than a mile from the site. Stick a material handler on there and you can have one guy play claw machine for a couple weeks and it's gone. Simple process:
  1. Condemn the structures. Environmental/safety hazard. Since they're impeding a navigable waterway you can also flag them as a hazard to navigation. Coasties/Army corps of engineers might be willing to help unfuck that, may even enable some fedbucks. Anyone inside leaves, nobody returns.
  2. You need maybe a quarter mile of containment booms if we're talking both shores, which it looks like we should be.
  3. 2 fair sized barge rentals, one material handler, and ideally the ability to swap between a bucket and a claw.
  4. Load barge one. Tug brings the second one, material handler transfers, gets re-positioned as needed, and the full barge is transported to the nearby terminal to be unloaded if you somehow cannot sort out direct unloading at the transfer station.
You can expedite permitting and prevent most environmental stoppages with 1&2. You're remediating an ongoing hazard that's going to be extremely difficult to argue is made worse with a cleanup. They already say it's disgusting harbor water nobody should be getting into. You're doing the work fast enough that they cannot play Potemkin Hobo Village and simply move the problem before you can get to it. Probably comes in significantly under the $1M budget and provides a lasting solution to the problem.
 
Some bum sleeping in the bank's doorway for the night truly is pitiable, but ya know, get him out of there and into an institution.

These guys that build structures and often entire compounds are the worst fuckers. We had some encampments very similar to this. Somehow they have the wherewithal to know where the county jurisdiction is vs. the city jurisdiction and the capability to play off of that. Their construction is dangerous but still useable. All of that capability and yet they aren't able to join society.

Bull shit.

They don't want to because they're up to no good. These encampments should not only be destroyed as soon as possible but they should be investigated too.

Im a broken record in my complaints about the homeless. I'm jealous. Do you know how much expensive and useless hoops we had to jump through when building our house? They sure didn't have to go through that! I also hate the Left's anti-environmentalism. I'm calling it and wish others would call it out too. The left is pro-humanity for humanity's sake and anti-environment. They talk a lot about climate change but that's an existential threat to be used as a cudgel. They no longer care about the forests, the watershed, humanity's need for green and open spaces. They may be pro-abortion but once that life escapes the birth canal it is going to be guarded, funded, and capitulated to even if it's the most miserable and dangerous person to have ever lived.

God I hate the homeless but I hate their enablers more and I hate the people whose job it is to hassle the homeless when they're too scared of the enablers to do their job.
 
If they had normal homes that burned down in a mysterious fire, and have received exactly jack shit in support since, then fair play to them.
Maybe I'm being overly optimistic, but a lot of folk in Hawaii have been screwed over by People on the Right Side of History, and I've been invited to more barbeques by Polynesians than billionaires.
 
If they had normal homes that burned down in a mysterious fire, and have received exactly jack shit in support since, then fair play to them.
Maybe I'm being overly optimistic, but a lot of folk in Hawaii have been screwed over by People on the Right Side of History, and I've been invited to more barbeques by Polynesians than billionaires.
Hawaii definitely has one of the most corrupt state governments in the Union. The Dems literally run the country like its the Gilded Age.
 
Wrong, idiot. They also panhandle and loiter.
We're talking about homeless people in Hawaii, not democratic congressmen, but your mistake is understandable.

Polynesians aren't loitering, they're just resting between food-related misdemeanors. That's why they are God's chosen brown people.
 
Hawaii definitely has one of the most corrupt state governments in the Union. The Dems literally run the country like its the Gilded Age.
It was the only state that was kicking US citizens out for not having covid tests. Happened to me. Couldn't believe I needed a test to go to another state. They threatened to put me in jail if I didn't give up my credit card to buy a return ticket, but I called their bluff and they got a ticket...except it was to a city like 200 miles from where I came from lol.

I've lived rough in Hawaii a bit. It aint bad, except it has some of the worst homeless in the world probably. You can live pretty comfortably in a carport there.
 
Somehow they have the wherewithal to know where the county jurisdiction is vs. the city jurisdiction and the capability to play off of that.
Likely they just spread a lot of trash everywhere and monitor where it gets cleaned up regularly and where not. It's easier to determine if there is a buffer zone of railway or river innundation. Railway owner companies seem to be notoriously lenient about their land, unless someone affects or endangers the traffic.
 
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This isn’t even in a particularly bad part of Oahu. You’d think after a while the local population would ‘fix’ something like this on their own, but I guess that wouldn’t have the aloha spirit, would it? The Hawaiians love to talk about the need to protect the environment and yet can’t bother to clean out this trash.
 
This isn’t even in a particularly bad part of Oahu. You’d think after a while the local population would ‘fix’ something like this on their own, but I guess that wouldn’t have the aloha spirit, would it? The Hawaiians love to talk about the need to protect the environment and yet can’t bother to clean out this trash.
Only if its in the pursuit of defending the Tourism & Car Rental Mafia, lmao. The whole culture war of Native Hawaiians being against the Thirty Meter Telescope because "ITS HURTING THE ENVIRONMENT AND IT IS ON SACRED LAND!!!" was literally a psy-op backed by the Tourism Industry because they saw it as a threat introducing new jobs and new industry to Hawaii that isn't tourism or some slave wage job related to tourism. Same with what happened to inter-island ferries because the airlines and rental car mafias (you can bring your car to the ferry) wanted any competition gone, so they used the smokescreen of "this is bad against the environment". Therefore if you want to go to another island you'll have to go through the pain that is the TSA and other bullshit instead of just taking a boat.

A lot of Native Hawaiians are good people but they are some of the most easiest niggercattle to persuade into defending shit that is actually against their best interests as long you keep reminding them about 1893 and muh environment.
 
Only if its in the pursuit of defending the Tourism & Car Rental Mafia, lmao. The whole culture war of Native Hawaiians being against the Thirty Meter Telescope because "ITS HURTING THE ENVIRONMENT AND IT IS ON SACRED LAND!!!" was literally a psy-op backed by the Tourism Industry because they saw it as a threat introducing new jobs and new industry to Hawaii that isn't tourism or some slave wage job related to tourism. Same with what happened to inter-island ferries because the airlines and rental car mafias (you can bring your car to the ferry) wanted any competition gone, so they used the smokescreen of "this is bad against the environment". Therefore if you want to go to another island you'll have to go through the pain that is the TSA and other bullshit instead of just taking a boat.

A lot of Native Hawaiians are good people but they are some of the most easiest niggercattle to persuade into defending shit that is actually against their best interests as long you keep reminding them about 1893 and muh environment.

The Superferry protestors were acting like the Hong Kong freedom protestors, and that occurred many years before the actual FREE HONG KONG protests. And yet, they go into full "i sleep" mode with all of the high-rises being built near the shore.

It also shows how anti-industry Hawaii is, and they're still hellbent on trying to kill the tourism golden goose with things such as the Green tax and other forms of price hikes.
 
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