FLESH SIMULATOR - The Internet's least suicidal content creator, not a Cruelty Squad DLC

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It's unfortunate to see him ruin his Youtube content over this.
I genuinely found him through shorts.
When he was doing cool dumb shit like this.
Not whatever schizo melty shit he's doing now.
 
Sometimes I hate how small the internet is once you start talking about alledged FBI CI's.
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I’m glad flesh has the good idea of not obsessing over his thread or worse joining it trying to curry some sort of favour because it’s ambivalent towards him, if he did I’m sure it would turn out like Cardposting’s thread.
From his own posts it sounds like he knows better, or has tactically decided that opening up a second front in the war over here would be a bad play. Or he had just been reliably informed by some of his "simulators" in his Discord about his name coming up here.
Other option, he's just playing coy and is using the forum as a source but never, ever, ever, talking about it... much like many other YouTubers do.

Is there an accepted name for what's essentially Lenny Bruce Syndrome? Where someone gets meteoric attention for edgy humor or hot takes, faces government persecution or public harassment, and then turns their output entirely into meta pieces dealing with their cancellation or legal cases?
Considering one of his early videos was about a visit from the FBI over his government surplus synthesizer, and his other comments about being actively watched by the feds... I have always suspected his work was always going to eventually turn personal and he was going to turn himself into the subject.

I'm reminded of an observation I had after first seeing Bert Kreischer Russian mafia / "I Am the Machine!" story. A lot of stand-up comedians get their start telling funny stories about themselves. Most don't have anything else interesting to back it up and collapse back to obscurity. That or like Dennis Leary, they find someone else's schtick swipe and jazz up the delivery.
 
Considering one of his early videos was about a visit from the FBI over his government surplus synthesizer
Was actually a call and he never specified the agency that called, but honestly I think it might’ve actually been the DoE since that’s in their purview. He also has always been open about living in the DC metro area so it was pretty evident he glows to at least some extent.
 
Other option, he's just playing coy and is using the forum as a source but never, ever, ever, talking about it... much like many other YouTubers do.
My money is on this because he seems to be using the mention of the forum as a 'slur baiting' tactic against his leftist followers on twitter, like saying nigger and faggot to get a rise out of them.
 
P.S. while I was writing this, I saw that senpai noticed us (archive):
Hi flesh 👋 Long time listener first time caller. Since you read this thread I wanna ask, you said you liked bob vylan's music when they were getting shit for Glastonbury. Do you genuinely like their music or did you only say that for woke good boy points?

Its genuine dogshit
 
From his own posts it sounds like he knows better, or has tactically decided that opening up a second front in the war over here would be a bad play.
I think that he has retards in here trying to steer the conversation naturally into another direction. I won't say that every positive comment is some fucker from his discord but it would be the route he would take.

I just say that because he had that gay airplane enola gay in here pulling bullshit. I should say Im sure enola gay has their own retarded reasons for being in the thread. But someone else mentioned in here Enola Gay possibly being a worm in Fleshs ear feeding him the same schizo shit they were posting and connected about kirtaner or falconry finance or whatever the fuck.
 
Hi flesh 👋 Long time listener first time caller. Since you read this thread I wanna ask, you said you liked bob vylan's music when they were getting shit for Glastonbury. Do you genuinely like their music or did you only say that for woke good boy points?

Its genuine dogshit
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VFqhJyvly1g
He has "liking genuine dogshit music makes him feel like a sophisticate" physiognomy, so probably. (Love you, Fleshy.👋)
 
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I’m glad flesh has the good idea of not obsessing over his thread or worse joining it trying to curry some sort of favour because it’s ambivalent towards him, if he did I’m sure it would turn out like Cardposting’s thread.
Card's thread is THE example of how to turn a thread from generally positive towards the pet cow, to outright animosity.
While it would be cool to have the schizo Jew here, I am absolutely certain that I would stop considering paying for his future paywall content.

Please stay anonymous on the forum FLESH. I don't want another Card or Styx.
 
The address is fake. It belongs to a random guy that lives in florida. I don't have anything on the pic with the shovel they are using. Probably why perishneocon is still posting as oppsosed to going private or something
With how often he fails to properly identify his tormentors (and smugly declares he's found them FOR REALS every time) I'm doubting his ability to do actual research. He doesn't seem too concerned with the truth, being right (in his mind) and epically owning people is more important. Does he treat his videos with the same carelessness?
 
With how often he fails to properly identify his tormentors (and smugly declares he's found them FOR REALS every time) I'm doubting his ability to do actual research. He doesn't seem too concerned with the truth, being right (in his mind) and epically owning people is more important. Does he treat his videos with the same carelessness?
I think this is just more of dude spiraling. He's so desperate to feel in control and that he's finally figured it out he's just throwing shit at the wall and hoping it sticks. Even if it is a huge stretch and/or almost certainly wrong. A lot of these omega-level conspiracy guys work almost entirely on confirmation bias. They don't apply any kind of real method, they just work backwards from a conclusion and cherry pick however they can.
 
With how often he fails to properly identify his tormentors (and smugly declares he's found them FOR REALS every time) I'm doubting his ability to do actual research. He doesn't seem too concerned with the truth, being right (in his mind) and epically owning people is more important. Does he treat his videos with the same carelessness?
You know, I wasn't going to bother making a snide repeat of the "not all gay cannibals" post, but that was genuinely a terrible blind spot on his part. It wasn't that he didn't have Dahmer top of mind when he made the hypothetical. It was that he ignored a rich, fertile valley of material, historical, literary, artistic, and Madre de Dios, fanfic-wise, that I had barely touched on here, then found someone on Xitter who clued me in.
So yeah, he might be half-assing it.
 
Because Flesh claims that his a-logs keep taking down this video, I think an archive is appropriate
(first upload date June 9th, 2026. Re-upload date June 12th)

Original link: https://youtu.be/o3A-rbrCK_Y
Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@fleshsimulator

(you're fucked for life)

edit: he called one of his a-logs moms :story:
 
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If they were really together for ten fucking years, she should have been intimately aware of shit like that.
Most likely just the straw that broke the camel's back. Think i said it before ITT but Fleshy doesn't come across as an easy person to be with at the best of times, if she's with him for so long she most likely lived with him through at least part of his benzo abuse time, at a certain point you just need things to stop and get out. Fleshy is 29 and i bet his GF is around the same age, that's usually the age where people stuck in unhappy or unfulfilling relationships realize "Hey, i don't need this anymore, i can do better/start over/whatever", seen that more than a couple of times IRL.

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See, I don’t think that’s even necessarily true. After the initial victory lap post-log out, most people get bored enough and move on. Any sort of doxing and ensuing action would’ve probably ceased to exist as the milk ran out.
Yeah, he could have ignored whatever these people were saying at that point and continue to produce videos but, sad as it is to say, his neurotic jewishness won out. The trolls from today have much lower attention spans than in the past, it would've cost him nothing just completely ignoring these retards and the stuff would've petered out more sooner than later. Alas, Twitter is SRS BSNESS for FS and all the other people using that platform, i will never be able to understand it.
 
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