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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 94 10.0%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 119 12.6%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 228 24.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 446 47.3%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 56 5.9%

  • Total de votantes
    943
First off, praying this isn't real and Ellie just wants to disappear from the public eye.. Hopefully this isn't some sort of passed down genetic character train passed down through her japanese heritage.

Second, I don't see fishtank lasting much longer if they don't drastically change the structure. I feel like getting dudes on the show isn't an issue, but it seems like every single season there's a chick who goes completely mental or tries killing herself.

Letty has scars all over her arms, those came after fishtank, visible in pictures. Betty tried killing herself, and now this with Ellie. Out of all the girls that have been on the show, Ellie seemed to be the most well adjusted to society. Also, let's not forget she was fucking 18 years old coming on the show. If this is actually true, this is fucking awful for everyone involved and I don't see Jet being able to overcome the TTS headed his way. This goes way beyond Marky. Really hoping that girls okay.
It very much saddens me seeing how some of the FemFish ended up after their respective time, mainly due to Jet Epstienmaxxing.
 
And yeah, the future of fishtank might have to be one that doesn't involve girls as regular cast members. Too much of a legal liability. This is NOT good for FT.
nigga no, the issue is not the women for once. the issue is 100% Jet chasing the most fucked up easy girls he can find and then pumping & dumping them.
he did it to ciara, who fucked his dad as revenge and probably died from doing whatever awful dirty boomer drugs he was doing and now he did it to ellie, who probably necked because she realized she nuked her future for temporary clout.

fishtank is low key cooked now, this is the sort of shit that'll cause Jet to rebrand as an ironic podcast host or something.
 
its so obvious the wigger act is just that, an act, but whether he's doing it to be funny for the camera or its a mask he wears at all times isn't something I can know for sure. The pictures of production taking the cast to NYC after s4 makes me think he's much more sincere irl and we here just dunk on him because it's funny (and it is, lol, fuckin unibrow wigger)
The egotistical shit isn't an act though. He genuinely has a thin skin and no amount of wigger peacocking can hide that.
 
Man what a lazy psych, prescribing pills within 10 minutes lmao. That isnt a testament to how damaged ellie was, but how terrible of a doctor they were. What a tragedy, her being able to verbalize to people the fact she was suicidal still but just didnt have emotions and nobody thinking that isnt okay is crazy.
 
I can't find the image, but I recall Ellie saying that Heaven by Talking Heads was one of her favorite songs. Its a song that has been interpreted as being about existential dread, with people in heaven going to the same bar every day, doing the same routine everyday. Never any different, just exactly the same.
 
I was at the beach yesterday and encountered what can only be described as the male version of Bingo & Bongo. They were obviously twins and "impacted" by something, both looked pretty dented. One was significantly larger and chunkier than the other and they both wore identical SpongeBob beach shorts.
Don't sit there acting like that is not the ideal life
 
Sometimes I wonder if the revealed preference with some of the anti-jet schizos is that they wish they were actually the ones casting couched by the great Nepstein.
Thats how you know ive never had swx witj jet i actually support him and wish hed do better BUY ALL HE EBER FORS ID DIDAPOJRN ME

- LAIN NEPTUNE
 
Sometimes I wonder if the revealed preference with some of the anti-jet schizos is that they wish they were actually the ones casting couched by the great Nepstein.
no offense but isn't this the same "oh those bigots actually want to FUCK us!" argument trannies use?
i am not a hardcore jet hater, i think he has made a good product, but he is still a creep
 
"You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs"
-Goran

In all seriousness a contestant suicide was bound to happen sooner or later. Most contestants have mental issues and almost all have social issues. Give 30 mentally unwell people extreme parasocial fame for a month then rip it away and one of them is gonna snap.

People are surprised because Ellie was attractive and quiet. If Summer killed herself no one would be shocked.
 
"You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs"
-Goran

In all seriousness a contestant suicide was bound to happen sooner or later. Most contestants have mental issues and almost all have social issues. Give 30 mentally unwell people extreme parasocial fame for a month then rip it away and one of them is gonna snap.

People are surprised because Ellie was attractive and quiet. If Summer killed herself no one would be shocked.
Ellie was the rare type of female contestant that kept her mental problems quiet.
 
People are surprised because Ellie was attractive and quiet. If Summer killed herself no one would be shocked.
thats how it tends to be sadly, what is surprising is that i don't think anyone even considered it was gonna be her, specially in S4 a season that had at least 3 total stunted autists who all seemed like they were likely to jump the rope in the future
 
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> Attempts to write a memorial post for Ellie
> Ends up looping about walkers
> Calls Ellie week minded
 
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