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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 82 9.0%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 113 12.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 217 23.9%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 441 48.5%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 56 6.2%

  • Total de votantes
    909
I think the main problem with Jet is that he tries to be exactly like Sam was/is. one problem is that even Sam/MDE fans do not have the same respect or admiration for the guy, so he just ends up being a unfunny douche. and he's so heavy associated with FT decisions, making it even worse.
I thought Jet's problem was his eyebrow, its the root of all his insecurity, you can tell because he's insecure about it
 
I think the main problem with Jet is that he tries to be exactly like Sam was/is. one problem is that even Sam/MDE fans do not have the same respect or admiration for the guy, so he just ends up being a unfunny douche. and he's so heavy associated with FT decisions, making it even worse.
He's tries to act like he's above the fans like Sam does, but he lacks the reputation and fame so it just comes off as him being a raging, insecure faggot, not an artist guy.
 
I think the main problem with Jet is that he tries to be exactly like Sam was/is. one problem is that even Sam/MDE fans do not have the same respect or admiration for the guy, so he just ends up being a unfunny douche. and he's so heavy associated with FT decisions, making it even worse.
Exactly. He thinks he's Sam 2.0, but it's like he incorporated all of Sam's retarded attributes and none of the interesting ones.
 
Personally, I quite enjoy when Jet occasionally drops the mini-Sam facade, returns to his /r9k/ incel roots, and goes full 'hack_blastard'. Like the mini-arc during S5 when he was getting roasted for bringing on his cumbunny Beth, so he decided to fight JD(gay) and lost; then spent the next 8 hours impotently abusing the fish with constant extremely mean-spirited TTS. I found it extremely amusing, and it unintentionally shows his humanity beneath his Balenciaga adorned, post-ironic, wigger shell he so carefully constructed.
It gave us gems like this:
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Personally, I quite enjoy when Jet occasionally drops the mini-Sam facade, returns to his /r9k/ incel roots, and goes full 'hack_blastard'. Like the mini-arc during S5 when he was getting roasted for bringing on his cumbunny Beth, so he decided to fight JD(gay) and lost; then spent the next 8 hours impotently abusing the fish with constant extremely mean-spirited TTS. I found it extremely amusing, and it unintentionally shows his humanity beneath his Balenciaga adorned, post-ironic, wigger shell he so carefully constructed.
It gave us gems like this:
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This is more honest than anything else he does to be fair
I'm thinking Bashir won...
he seems to be the only one not getting involved in any of the drama
 
Gentlemen, I believe there's a small, but very real possibility that Jet is doing what the kids call "shitposting"
(Or he's just crashing out like a sperg, either way I find it entertaining and I don't care as long as Jet puts the Fishtank in the bag)
 
Exactly. He thinks he's Sam 2.0, but it's like he incorporated all of Sam's retarded attributes and none of the interesting ones.
The thing with Sam is that he's always had these elite nepo kid traits and juxtaposes it with what basically amounts to a scumbag hipster outward appearance and mannerisms, and then doubly subverts that by being right-wing. It was genuinely novel to see in like 2016 when he could go to a Bernie rally and confuse and upset everyone by calling them antisemites and then gyrating like a faggot, or luring a bunch of coeds into a standup show and then dropping redpills on AIDS for an hour.

Now, that's like every other RW influencer and it's boring, and Sam himself has just straight up become his father and his entire recent body of work is just talking to crazy people
 
Ah yes, the postseason Jet crashout arc where he has nothing to do and is left alone with his thoughts for too long. Seen this before, wish he'd get some new material.
 
I think the main problem with Jet is that he tries to be exactly like Sam was/is. one problem is that even Sam/MDE fans do not have the same respect or admiration for the guy, so he just ends up being a unfunny douche. and he's so heavy associated with FT decisions, making it even worse.
I think the main problem with Jet is that he was born to two drug addicts
 
What and when did mintz do that?
It was like a month ago when James Drake was having that big Jerry Springer style stream that had like 1000 viewers. He was viewmogging the official fishtank channel and Mintz told Daniel he'd pay him if he flashed porn on James Drake's stream and got it banned.


Also, offtopic, but is there a Royce thread on here? I've looked before and didn't see one.
 
What and when did mintz do that?
He wanted to epicly troll Drake by trying to bribe Daniel with site tokens (lmao) to show gay porn on his stream and get his account banned:
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Daniel told him to fuck off:
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It seems like Mints is learning the hard way that the "fuck with the contestants" bit ends when the season ends, and people like Drake and Daniel have no reason to take shit from him or entertain him because there's literally nothing to gain from it
 
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