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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 81 9.0%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 112 12.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 217 24.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 440 48.6%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 55 6.1%

  • Total de votantes
    905
getting jackie and her family denaturalized and deported by 2027 is the goal, LFG
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They'll need specialized equipment just to get her off the ground.
 
Additionally, Alex claims that his gun was also stolen by her. However, he's a felon so he cannot own a gun. Nice self-reporting.
In Texas felons can keep guns in their home.
HOUSTON - In Texas, a convicted felon can legally own a firearm - with some restrictions. Here's what you need to know.



The law and the limits​

Under Texas Penal Code §46.04, individuals convicted of a felony may legally possess a firearm at their home five years after completing their sentence, including any parole or probation period. The law only allows possession at the person's residence.


The same rule applies to family violence convictions. Texas law prohibits gun possession for five years after a misdemeanor conviction involving family violence. After that period, state law technically allows home possession of a firearm. Not in one's car or place of business, only their residence.
 
Alex posted a video.

  • Will be going live later today
  • Advised by his lawyer to not post more footage, to allow the Hog to make up more lies about what happened and entangle herself even more
  • The gun in the camera footage was one of the stolen guns
  • Alex had set up multiple cameras which they never noticed, allowing for him to get more footage of them entering and leaving with his belongings
  • Both him and James Drake are pressing charges.
  • Alex will drop the charges if she returns everything she's stolen, reveals that she also stole Cats (The firearms charges will be out of his ability to drop)
 
Alex posted a video.
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  • Will be going live later today
  • Advised by his lawyer to not post more footage, to allow the Hog to make up more lies about what happened and entangle herself even more
  • The gun in the camera footage was one of the stolen guns
  • Alex had set up multiple cameras which they never noticed, allowing for him to get more footage of them entering and leaving with his belongings
  • Both him and James Drake are pressing charges.
  • Alex will drop the charges if she returns everything she's stolen, reveals that she also stole Cats (The firearms charges will be out of his ability to drop)
I hope he doesn't pussy out and drop the charges but I doubt Jackie will give back what she stole without a fight.
 
It's fucked that only forces beyond Alex's control can save him from the ogre.
Apparently not, It does seem like he actually had unchained himself from her for real this time, since she was breaking into his house and he claimed that she had left over a month ago. He appears to have made progress and she immediately went full spic goblin mode and might get deported now because of it.
 
Apparently not, It does seem like he actually had unchained himself from her for real this time, since she was breaking into his house and he claimed that she had left over a month ago. He appears to have made progress and she immediately went full spic goblin mode and might get deported now because of it.
This was after a year and a half of "breaking up" only for Jackie to rope him back in. It's common for BPD relationships though. But it might be final this time if she's desperate enough to break into the monkey king's castle and steal his pets.

What even is Jackie's citizenship status? A divorce could absolutely fuck up her green card.
 
I don't think I saw anyone else call out that Alex B's "Housesitter" is another big hefty Latina. I think that's just his new braphog.
I'm watching alex's kick vod from 20 hours ago and im starting to wonder if the house sitter is in on it?
She seems so useless like not proactively trying to explain anything (although maybe she already did and doesnt feel like repeating for a livestream and alex's fried brains)
"ohhh i dont know senor i lock myself in bathroom and call 911 they kick the door"
his stream then becomes completely unwatchable as someone spams TTS with 1 kicks donations

Also his contacts look real fucked up but i guess thats what hes goin for
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Frank can't handle the smoke and is deleting tweets in the current leg of his spat with Burt.
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TRVKE:
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Note the delay between the tweet and Burt's reply.
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Frank is in a certified WOAH BUDDY position. 35 years old. Zero real work experience. Completely irrelevant outside of a niche internet reality show that no longer wants to work with him. Branded with a tattoo that ensures no person with standards or integrity will ever love him.
 
I find it hard to really pick sides on these things, Frank or Burt, nobody really wins. I will say though that Frank is on the back foot, so he is losing by default. Begging to be on S5, begging to be on the Ice Event for 4k / day. He is not spearheading his own thing, just trying to leech in different ways and just not leading makes him worse. He actually has or maybe had a fanbase so its is strange that he is just so passive.
 
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