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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 80 8.9%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 112 12.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 216 23.9%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 440 48.7%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 55 6.1%

  • Total de votantes
    903
Alex probably had Jackie smash the house up to explain the dead monkey and also came up on Drake's gun.

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Burt and Frank "10 minutes away" "The Raped" Hassle continue their quarrel. Frank or one of his fans reported Burt's post to limit its visibility.
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Season 3 cast still delivering. I don't know what the content is or if I even want it. Don't care to analyze this Schrodinger's Benji Monkey because I am just assuming the worst regardless. But it is better than Kick whoring and the no stream rugpulling.
 
I am almost 100% sure that the monkey James showed on camera last night was Luna, not Benji. Monkeys can have pretty distinct faces and that looked exactly like Luna.

Drake also kept saying he "saw Benjis penis" but female spider monkeys have pseudopenises and Alex B knows enough about monkeys to show the pseudopenis to Drake and claim the monkey is male.

TLDR Benji is probably dead and that monkey on Drakes stream was Luna.
 
Drake is upset because his gun had his (now deceased) dog’s collar on it. Is it a common thing to keep a dog collar on a pistol?

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Even if that dog collar was my most precious item I owned, I think I would still be more worried about the crazy landwhale who currently has a firearm registered to my name.
 
Even if that dog collar was my most precious item I owned, I think I would still be more worried about the crazy landwhale who currently has a firearm registered to my name.
Don't worry, where Drake's from handgun registration doesn't exist. :)
 
Drake is upset because his gun had his (now deceased) dog’s collar on it. Is it a common thing to keep a dog collar on a pistol?

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i'd feel bad, but he knew what he was getting himself into being around this freak and sweeping for him. HE was the one who chose to bring a fucking gun around Alex B, along with a prized possession. these are the consequences of giving Alex B, the monkey killer, the benefit of the doubt. SUFFAH, James Drake!
 
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