🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 72 8.2%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 110 12.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 210 23.8%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 435 49.4%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 54 6.1%

  • Total de votantes
    881
What most spinoff producers sans Roberto completely misunderstand is that Fishtank is about casting Reality TV for people who would never pass a real Reality TV casting call. It's not about casting clout chasing Kick streamers and whores who crave the spotlight and attention, it's about casting that weird bitch in the corner of the room that is quietly counting dead bugs or obsessively rooting through the model train yard.
I wonder how much of it has to do with the fact that Jet is just like a lot of the weirdos he gets for the show. Ice is a clout chasing homo and thus is naturally drawn to the same.
 
He got no Jontent, no Alex B fucking monkies to death, no Burt schizoing, no Jimmy tardraging about props. No endearing autists, no tardraging autists, no likeable women, no ESL Japanese man to not understand English and sweep contests anyway, no underdogs.
 
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Oh it's OVER over, huh?
 
How does Icetank make money if there's no TTS or memberships or fishtoy or anything?
Ice is given a million or two upfront by Kick as long as he makes his contestants or himself play gambling games on Stake once a day. Stake makes so much fucking money they can easily afford to run Kick at a loss because of it. This is why Jet is trying to sniff after Kick money. With Ice the TTS is enabled just to fuck with the contestants on his show, its not a nonstop blaring hell that makes the show unwatchable because you literally are unable to hear anything the contestants say.
 
Addendum: Read into it as you will, but Richie has been extremely active on Instagram defending the show and talking about blocking certain faggot retards (ie nico_avchd) for being unconstructive doomers (who, to be fair, IS a faggot retard doomer), and the way he talks is that nothing is wrong. He also off handily mentioned in an IG Story that he would hang out with someone when he was "back up north". Whether that means when he visits next or that he will soon be up there, who knows.

I, the eternal optimist, remain in Wait And See mode. It's on brand for Jet to post random nonsense for no reason than to confuse and discombobulate the audience. I will state for the record I dislike the radio silence, only in the context that they said they wouldn't do it again, but it is what it is.
 
With Ice the TTS is enabled just to fuck with the contestants on his show, its not a nonstop blaring hell that makes the show unwatchable because you literally are unable to hear anything the contestants say.
With Ice the nonstop blaring hell is the maelstrom of cringe nontent that makes up his show.
 
Addendum: Read into it as you will, but Richie has been extremely active on Instagram defending the show and talking about blocking certain faggot retards (ie nico_avchd) for being unconstructive doomers (who, to be fair, IS a faggot retard doomer), and the way he talks is that nothing is wrong. He also off handily mentioned in an IG Story that he would hang out with someone when he was "back up north". Whether that means when he visits next or that he will soon be up there, who knows.

I, the eternal optimist, remain in Wait And See mode. It's on brand for Jet to post random nonsense for no reason than to confuse and discombobulate the audience. I will state for the record I dislike the radio silence, only in the context that they said they wouldn't do it again, but it is what it is.
We aren’t getting a season until maybe October, people have to stop freaking out over small stuff like that, Jet hates the fans and doesn’t want to interact with them, we won’t hear from him until season 6 is in production.
 
We aren’t getting a season until maybe October, people have to stop freaking out over small stuff like that, Jet hates the fans and doesn’t want to interact with them, we won’t hear from him until season 6 is in production.
And personally having now had it both ways, I prefer this. Fishtank is like football for me. I love it when I have it, but if I had it all the time I'd grow bored of it. I'm sure sprintervan and Chud to Chad or whatever would be fun 24/7, but at a certain point it would kill the hype for the main seasons.
 
I'll give Ice this, he had the balls to cast a stereotypical retarded zoomer nigger and push his buttons until he chimped out in the most nigger way possible.
Ice has always been good at getting a cast, just that his kick cast is now zoomer retards not actual retards like he used to get.
Nothing is gonna come close to his streamer house full of degenerates
 
I'll give Ice this, he had the balls to cast a stereotypical retarded zoomer nigger and push his buttons until he chimped out in the most nigger way possible.
Ice is good because he's down to do shit like this, but Ice also isn't smart so he doesn't lean into the fact that he himself is a borderline retarded wigger with extremely degenerate impulses, opting to try and make normie "dude... we're getting LIT... and playing DRINKING GAMES!" type of content.
 
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