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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 77 8.6%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 112 12.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 212 23.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 437 48.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 55 6.2%

  • Total de votantes
    893
The Twins started their stream behind schedule today because Bongo got drunk on stream last night and afterwards made a 1AM decision to take a 3 hour Lyft to Wiggins Crossing in the middle of nowhere because that's where she imagines her OC town is located and she decided it was now or never to see it for real. Bingo went with to babysit her and their driver told them once they got there that there are almost no Lyft drivers out there so Bongo had to schedule a Lyft back with a massive tip and they sat in a cheap motel watching cartoons all night until their ride back came. Bingo streamed by herself on 3 hours of sleep until Bongo woke up at 10PM and got mad at Bingo for playing Buckshot Roulette without her.
I don't know how Bongo is still alive.
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The Twins started their stream behind schedule today because Bongo got drunk on stream last night and afterwards made a 1AM decision to take a 3 hour Lyft to Wiggins Crossing in the middle of nowhere because that's where she imagines her OC town is located and she decided it was now or never to see it for real. Bingo went with to babysit her and their driver told them once they got there that there are almost no Lyft drivers out there so Bongo had to schedule a Lyft back with a massive tip and they sat in a cheap motel watching cartoons all night until their ride back came. Bingo streamed by herself on 3 hours of sleep until Bongo woke up at 10PM and got mad at Bingo for playing Buckshot Roulette without her.
I don't know how Bongo is still alive.
This kind of rocks in a "dudes rock" way, but she's a girl, so this is retarded, lmfao. I love it though, it checks out for her. You or I might get drunk and say "yeah, that girl totally wants to talk to me, right NOW" whereas Bongo gets drunk and says "that's where my OC wants to be, I gotta be there, RIGHT NOW."
Anorexia is a disease; is she sicker than that or typical-for-her sick? (She does look bad though)
 
I kinda feel bad for Roberto and his team here. The talent pool for El Estanque is already shallow so they have to scrape the bottom of a barrel to search for contestant. Perhaps they should scrap the 100% English rule for the contestant and run El Estanque like some sort of English learning bootcamp, let the contestant learn the no no words through the unfiltered TTS and do some challenges that further increase their English vocabulary. At the end, they choose to get the prize money or be escorted to America (through shipping container or any other means to avoid border patrol detection).

The previous season favorite contestant, Nestor, can't speak English before he enter El Estanque but through exposure and the from the help of Stonefox, he learn a couple of English words. It was endearing to see him learn so I think they can work with this idea.
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You've never spent $600 to catch a vibe with your OC's?
Ive literally done shit like this out of a sudden fixation or after spending hours trying to cross reference Google maps with lucid dreams

The only caveat is i already knew how I was getting back, how long i would spend, what I was looking for, etc

As an aside, ive been watching cucumbunnys recaps and I didnt notice til now that bongo has fairly well hidden double ds and I remembered they originally applied to try and fuck the wiggers (iirc bongo offered bingo as a double date?)

How long until they start shutting it up or are they too locked into being cutesy surrogate tard daughters
They didnt seem to slag too much during the other screams
 
Ive literally done shit like this out of a sudden fixation or after spending hours trying to cross reference Google maps with lucid dreams

The only caveat is i already knew how I was getting back, how long i would spend, what I was looking for, etc

As an aside, ive been watching cucumbunnys recaps and I didnt notice til now that bongo has fairly well hidden double ds and I remembered they originally applied to try and fuck the wiggers (iirc bongo offered bingo as a double date?)

How long until they start shutting it up or are they too locked into being cutesy surrogate tard daughters
They didnt seem to slag too much during the other screams
You are clearly drunk and posting your fantasy but I do understand what you are saying.
These two retards for sure are the type to start selling more than just used clothes for money but not publically do it. Creepy guys in their DMs will crash out eventually and leak whatever weird shit they paid for.
 
Ive literally done shit like this out of a sudden fixation or after spending hours trying to cross reference Google maps with lucid dreams

The only caveat is i already knew how I was getting back, how long i would spend, what I was looking for, etc

As an aside, ive been watching cucumbunnys recaps and I didnt notice til now that bongo has fairly well hidden double ds and I remembered they originally applied to try and fuck the wiggers (iirc bongo offered bingo as a double date?)

How long until they start shutting it up or are they too locked into being cutesy surrogate tard daughters
They didnt seem to slag too much during the other screams
Lain, are you still drunk from last night?
 
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