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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 72 8.2%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 110 12.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 210 23.8%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 435 49.4%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 54 6.1%

  • Total de votantes
    881
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holy moly
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more of this queen
 
Pleasantly surprised that not only was the article not a hit piece, it was about the only third party account of the show that actually understands the aesthetic and appeal and treats it fairly. It should be pretty good publicity for the show
 
The reporter not realizing that Burt was experiencing major sexual gratification while being knocked around by Drake... This article is hilarious. So many great nuggets. I'd compile them all but there are a few every paragraph, it's worth just reading the whole thing.
That and "the hate in james drake's eyes" without knowing that the night before Burt was telling James about how he fantasizes about raping and murdering little girls lmao
 
After tossing out every insult in the book, they realized that Downey grew incensed when they suggested that he had sex with animals. He loves animals and was afraid that this false accusation would follow him after the season and be believed by people who weren’t familiar with Fishtank.
lmfao
 
I haven't been able to keep up with El Estanque lately but the one girl, Megan, apparently just jumped out the window because the guy wouldn't give her shoe back. She's ok but going to the hospital.
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Edit:
This is supposedly the aftermath of where she landed, she lost some teeth apparently
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