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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 77 8.6%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 112 12.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 213 23.8%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 437 48.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 55 6.2%

  • Total de votantes
    894
It's crazy how far Letty stocks have fallen. I used to say she was one of my favorites and that she deserved to win season 1 but she's such a ratchet skank these days I can not endorse her.
I have lost all interest in following her streaming. There's no entertainment or humor to be found, just her partying and being a slut. She can be really funny on the show but that's it. I'll stick to watching the Twins and Tay stream.
 
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There's nothing of value from any contestant making content after the show unless it's them humiliating themselves or someone else involved.
Ironically one of the best persona's post-tank has been Cole because he literally just doesn't even talk about it and just crashes out about being an incel and farms.
 
It's crazy how far Letty stocks have fallen. I used to say she was one of my favorites and that she deserved to win season 1 but she's such a ratchet skank these days I can not endorse her.
When was Wetty not behaving like a watchet swut?

Before the show when she was a NEET discord kitten engaging in deviant sexual behavior with equally NEET alcoholic losers?
When she came on the show and became the piss witch?
When she immediately parlayed her minor internet notoriety and physical "glow up" into becoming a groupie for the most degen, ratchet group of C-list streamers?
 
When will you get in there and save Mizzy from all the nontent swuts?
she made her choices
Ironically one of the best persona's post-tank has been Cole because he literally just doesn't even talk about it and just crashes out about being an incel and farms.
I dont watch Josie but does she ever talk about it at all? I cant remember seeing any clips of her doing anything at all related dto fishtank besides watching her season with Letty? I think at one point
I have lost all interest in following her streaming. There's no entertainment or humor to be found, just her partying and being a slut. She can be really funny on the show but that's it. I'll stick to watching the Twins stream.
She is just too much of a Kick nontent streamer, there is absolutly nothing entertaining about 4 whores pointing selfie sticks at eeach other in a bar or shitty mansion
 
Burt Bronx earlier tonight:

Frank Hassle: FishTank’s Most Pathetic Lolcow Orbiter of All Time

**Frank Hassle**

**FishTank’s Most Pathetic Lolcow Orbiter of All Time**

The day that pathetic, washed-up, 35-year-old freeloading sack of shit Frank Hassle is permanently deleted from my life will be one of the happiest fucking days I’ve ever experienced. I will be a far happier man the second that talentless, backstabbing parasite is erased forever.

I mog that sad, insecure, mentally deficient loser in literally every single goddamn way imaginable. I’m smarter, more mature, more talented, more attractive, more sexually experienced, more successful, more worldly, more sophisticated, and I carry way more real clout and relevance.

My fanbase is bigger, more loyal, and more engaged. My collabs are higher quality with far more potential to blow up beyond FishTank, packed with clippable moments, deep lore, and actual real-world experience.

In the last five years alone, while Frank accomplished jack fucking shit, I stacked multiple university degrees, owned multiple cars, bought a three-family home, ran a thriving business that peaked at over $40K a month with my own private office, and now live independently in my own apartment while financially supporting my parents, unlike that spoiled, dependent man-child who still mooches off mommy and daddy.

Frank’s own father wasted tens of thousands shoving his useless retarded fuck of a son into rehab for the gayest addiction imaginable: popping OTC gas station pills (Kratom).

Despite being in his 30s, Frank can’t even drive a car because his fried brain lacks the capacity, yet the hypocritical prick loves calling others immature and retarded. I mog that walking disaster into absolute oblivion.

The cold, objective truth is Frank would be a complete fucking zero without me. No clout, no relevance, no active fanbase, no money, no collabs, no future. I’m the sole reason that leeching parasite has any presence at all.

He’s spent years shamelessly sucking the life out of FishTank stars, first Greg, then me, now desperately orbiting James Drake like the clout-chasing whore he is. That’s why this sad fuck keeps forcing himself into my Discord, my content, and my circle, because without latching onto actual successful people, his irrelevant ass evaporates into nothing.

Frank is hands-down the most contemptible, unprofessional, backstabbing collab partner I’ve ever had, and he’s betrayed everyone he’s ever worked with: me, Greg, and the entire FishTank crew.

That’s why I was the one on GregCubed, the one on FishTank Season 5, and the one locking in premium collabs with Logan Paul, Playboi Carti, Zach Justice, Adam22, BadlandsChugs, 4FunGuys, Matan, Danny Mullen, AirsoftFatty, Alex Stein, Sam Hyde, and a stacked roster of heavy hitters, while Frank’s entire resume for the last five years is just riding my dick and Greg’s.

Full fucking stop.

His rap sheet of unforgivable betrayals proves what a vicious Judas cunt he is: he secretly rifled through my phone, screenshot private texts and contacts, then blasted them on Discord; leaked vicious gossip and my personal info on James Drake’s stream to over 700 viewers, with those clips exploding across YouTube, Twitter, Discord, and KiwiFarms to humiliate me.

Frank hijacked my YouTube channel to go live streaming hardcore porn in a deliberate attempt to get my entire channel permanently banned, just like he nuked his own.

Frank deliberately triggered a manic episode that brought cops to my apartment, ditched me when they showed up, and outed my schizoaffective disorder to paint me as the dangerous unstable psycho while playing innocent victim.

Frank broke my shit in my apartment, forced unwanted favors on me then weaponized them against me, constantly disrespects me, rage-baits, embarrasses me publicly, mooches off me, infiltrates my spaces, tries to steal my friends and fanbase, and turns people against me out of pure petty spite.

Frank’s so-called career is a rotting, self-inflicted corpse. He’s blacklisted and blackballed everywhere because he’s impossible to work with. He doesn’t follow directions, derails every bit, complains nonstop, argues with the people paying him, and has zero focus, discipline, or follow-through.

Frank can’t even upload one simple video to his Gumroad in three fucking years despite it printing passive cash he blows on drugs and getting buttfucked.

No new content, no shipped merch, no launched streaming channel, no fresh bits, no real collabs, no hustle whatsoever.

If he can’t handle that basic shit, his delusional “streaming career” was dead before it started.

Frank has no platform, no opportunities, and nothing going on except leeching off FishTank crumbs while crashing out in chats like a washed-up lolcow who still thinks he’s owed a spot.

The most pathetic part is this fat, jiggling, skin-tagged, hairy-backed, Kratom-popping creep’s obsessive fixation on me.

Frank has no life, no friends, no purpose, so he stalks and infiltrates my Burtcord 24/7 under fake accounts, talks about himself in third person, fixates on my every stream, clout, and fanbase, and desperately tries to steal my audience because he’s a clingy, infatuated ex-parasite who knows he’s a talentless zero without leeching off more relevant and more successful content creators.

Frank’s relevance is 100% defined by whoever he’s currently humping: me, Greg, now Drake, and without it, he fades into obscurity where he belongs.

It infuriates me how my Mod Men and most of the other guys in the Burtcord server endlessly glaze this loser, dismissing all his psychotic betrayals while crucifying anyone else for less and pressuring me to “get back with Frank” for content over my actual peace and sanity.

They have no fucking clue what the real off-camera Frank is like: an insecure little keyboard pussy hiding behind a fake tough facade, flipping between vicious attacks and crying “I care about you” manipulation like the unstable hypocrite he is.They act like desperate daddy-issue simps craving validation from a has-been orbiter.

Frank isn’t competition; he’s a deluded, mentally weak crash-out lolcow who doxxes others, harasses, throws tantrums, scams fans, almost offed himself over some slut, and then plays victim.

He can report me to the police if he wants, that just proves he’s the biggest pussy of all time.

I will never forgive this contemptible piece of shit, never let it go, and he wil pay for every ounce of damage that he has cost me, and make him regret the day he ever crossed me.

And this is NOT arrogance or narcissism. This is cold, hard, objective fact that everybody knows, including that sad, obsessed fuck himself.

Frank Hassle’s content career is officially fucking dead, self-destroyed by his own laziness, betrayal, and pathetic insecurity. The world will be better when this useless parasite finally vanishes.

And that, baby bros and broads, is the God’s honest truth. 🎤
 
Burt is right as usual but what the hell is a 3 family home? Is Burt a slumlord?
I'm guessing a tri-plex converted from a single home? I have no clue.

Burt's **Frank Hassle** rant
I really don't understand what Frank's end game was here. Why did he start this gay slap fight? Burt's right, Frank is fading into obscurity, why would he poison the well with one of his biggest (and only) connections he has left?
 
Burt is right about Frank. Frank is right about Burt.

Burt is knowingly trying to pivot all the heat he gets about being a genuine degenerate trainwreck on to Frank. Frank is a pathetic fat loser with a speech impediment, but Burt is for real a very sick and potentially dangerous half-fag (drop the half) that blames society and individuals around him for anything wrong he's done, just like most niggers wrapped up in leftist whataboutisms who are fully submerged in the nigger victim complex. Burt is smarter than the average Baboon-American so he is fully aware that he is using these tactics which makes him even more detestable.
 
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