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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 77 8.6%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 112 12.6%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 212 23.8%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 436 48.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 55 6.2%

  • Total de votantes
    892
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What "important" things happened after season 5 besides Betty's self harm stream and Bashir's stalker? I'm honestly too lazy to go through a few thousand pages to understand what the fuck is actually going on.
Jimmy did a spinoff show called "Streamer House" that ended up being completely uneventful and boring despite having an all-star cast of Alex B, Jimmy, Jon, the twins, and then Angelina and Mizzy.... Diamond and Freddy showing up to troll the show was the most entertaining thing about it. El Estanque just started a new season. Frank and Burt had another big spat and seem to have ended their working relationship for good after Frank streamed gay porn to Burt's youtube channel to try to get him banned. Landon quit his janitor job to go move out to Texas and work for ghostpolitics before ghost canceled the offer on him last minute because he was afraid Landon would abuse it to hang out with fishtank people at the apartment ghost was going to rent for him. Landon has since continued his Vimp simping spiral. You haven't missed anything I would actually consider "important".
 
What "important" things happened after season 5 besides Betty's self harm stream and Bashir's stalker? I'm honestly too lazy to go through a few thousand pages to understand what the fuck is actually going on.
In no particular order:
  • Diamond returns and trolls Jet nationwide, guest starring Freddy
  • Jet's biggest twitter alog makes out with Burt 50+ times to own him
  • Abi appears again, AI porn-producing boyfriend cuckrages and gets her kicked off the stream
  • Shadi exposed as a literal whore
  • Jimmy hits another woman, Shadi, after she shows up at his knockofftank
  • Alex B revealed to have killed his pet monkey Benji
  • Frank and Burt have broken up for real this time 💔
I might've missed a few.

edit:⏰ :(
 
Jimmy did a spinoff show called "Streamer House" that ended up being completely uneventful and boring despite having an all-star cast of Alex B, Jimmy, Jon, the twins, and then Angelina and Mizzy.... Diamond and Freddy showing up to troll the show was the most entertaining thing about it. El Estanque just started a new season. Frank and Burt had another big spat and seemed to have ended their working relationship for good after Frank streamed gay porn to Burt's youtube channel to try to get him banned. Landon quit his janitor job to go move out to Texas and work for ghost before ghost canceled the offer on him last minute because he was afraid Landon would abuse it to hang out with fishtank people at the apartment ghost was going to rent for him. Landon has since continued his Vimp simping spiral. You haven't missed anything I would actually consider "important".
In no particular order:
  • Diamond returns and trolls Jet nationwide, guest starring Freddy
  • Jet's biggest twitter alog makes out with Burt 50+ times to own him
  • Abi appears again, AI porn-producing boyfriend cuckrages and gets her kicked off the stream
  • Shadi exposed as a literal whore
  • Jimmy hits another woman, Shadi, after she shows up at his knockofftank
  • Alex B revealed to have killed his pet monkey Benji
  • Frank and Burt have broken up for real this time 💔
I might've missed a few.
Good thing I didn't waste my time watching boring streams and reading tweets.
 
It's tapered off now but it was the best post-season the show has ever had, in my opinion.
It really was more entertaining than any offseason besides Bloodgames IMO, The Chud they brought to turn into a Chad ended up being a giant degenerate, both autists had more willingness to be sociable than any of the hosts was also funny and Diamond Gang domination was hilarious. All that said, I'd rather them stick to shoving weirdos in a house than them try to do IRL/IP2 style streams again.
 
What "important" things happened after season 5 besides Betty's self harm stream and Bashir's stalker? I'm honestly too lazy to go through a few thousand pages to understand what the fuck is actually going on.
I especially enjoyed some the Aryeh content, like when he was cooking steaks on the Foreman and when he introduced himself to Clavicular with "Cheesed to meet you" in his club. Diamond showing up and abducting Crazygang members was peak. Dozen "gaymogging" Jet by making out with Burt was amusing. We found out that Letty was a ride-or-die crack wife (really gf) probably fellow crack user. Frank and Diamondgang went to a furry convention and a male furry in a maid's costume kicked them out- dude was being a dick. There was Streamerhouse and it sucked hard. The Wiggers did not provide the post-season content as advertised, supposedly the van was being worked on.
 
It really was more entertaining than any offseason besides Bloodgames IMO, The Chud they brought to turn into a Chad ended up being a giant degenerate, both autists had more willingness to be sociable than any of the hosts was also funny and Diamond Gang domination was hilarious. All that said, I'd rather them stick to shoving weirdos in a house than them try to do IRL/IP2 style streams again.
Bloodgames counts as main season material to me (production value alone was way higher than S1 or S4, arguably S2 and S5 as well). Otherwise :agree:
 
Bashir Stalker?
 
Ah yes very believable previously unknown childhood friend of Jet (commonly referred to in community as Neptune or just 'Nep) who is going to stream on his behalf due to extremely non-specific personal circumstances beyond all control, I certainly buy it.
But hey, "We" love this community! Burt one off my fellow fishtank friends!

That shit reads like an AI scam prompt.
 
She has a proper thread now as well
 
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