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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 77 8.6%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 112 12.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 214 23.9%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 437 48.8%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 55 6.1%

  • Total de votantes
    895
Seth just leaked that Beth is, in fact, production's cumbunny.

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Total JD Victory!
Seething about every girl that Jet fucked or will be fucked seems kinda gay.

It's just common knowledge at this point, every girl that's not autistic and not over 30 years old are getting fucked by Jet, Ben or Damiel. No point in seething because they won't stop doing it either.

The only winning move here is to stop giving them money during the off season so they can stop burning it on parties and galaxy gas.
 
Seething about every girl that Jet fucked or will be fucked seems kinda gay.

It's just common knowledge at this point, every girl that's not autistic and not over 30 years old are getting fucked by Jet, Ben or Damiel. No point in seething because they won't stop doing it either.

The only winning move here is to stop giving them money during the off season so they can stop burning it on parties and galaxy gas.
Let’s be honest, most dudes who look like Jet probably don’t get very many opportunities with women. The only reason he does is because he’s “internet famous.” If he’s having consensual sex with these broads, even though the circumstances are kind of icky, it’s kind of expected. I’m just disappointed that these girls have such low standards.
 
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Let’s be honest, most dudes who look like Jet probably don’t get very many opportunities with women. The only reason he does is because he’s “internet famous.” If he’s having consensual sex with these broads, even though the circumstances are kind of icky, it’s kind of expected. I’m just disappointed that these girls have such low standards.
Beth is poor gutter trash who has sucked dick on camera for money. A flight out to Miami to appear on stream would be an amazing trip for her and a business opportunity then Nepstein breaks out the Galaxy Gas....
 
new episode has been posted. It was later than normal. The latest gofille link hasn’t been updated jet. Wil de owner upload or if somebody has new link to episode 14 pls PM me. Thanks in advance
 
Seth crashing out on Angelina and some other fishtank and sardine tin people catch strays
sethburnitdown.mp4
And that's why you never fuck someone who's still a virgin that late into life. They will become unhealthily obsessed with you.
"I'm going to text Angelina every birthday... January 18th, I need everyone to message her 'I fuckin hate your guts and hope you choke'..." :lol:
 
The only problem I have with Jet and Ben's harem is they distract them from giving me entertainment product faster

Side note, Discord was such a great idea in the early days, but we should have known that trannies, faggots, and women were going to ruin it entirely.
 
Seething about every girl that Jet fucked or will be fucked seems kinda gay.
True, but bringing on a girl with satanist tattoos onto my based Christian autist show and then possibly fucking her is utterly appalling and unforgivable! Bingo and Bongo should have drowned Beth in a bathtub filled with holy water!! (vodka)
 
No one forget. The monkey king may ascend today!!
I find it hard to believe after the monkey murder and video of his pill vault that this is the moment his family was like now is the perfect time to give him unlimited money”. My guess is he either couldn’t find any answers to the new problems popping up or his family told him to so he deleted his socials but since he is a narcissist junkie, he reactivated the lm like the next day.
 
I love how off season Fishtank is conceptually professional wrestling while normal seasons are just bumfights with better production value. For the better of course.
I kinda had a realization with this off season, since this was the first season ever in a long time to not end in catastrophy. The off season never interests me. I keep up but engage minimally, the Fish and production have been up to the most after a season than ever before, and it's not hitting.

And I think that's because Fishtank, at least what I like about it, isn't the show. It's not the Fish, or the contest, it's the community. It's interacting with a ton of people that are all engaging at the same time with this event as it's happening. The off season isn't interesting because the community isn't really active, not in the same way.

I've never been a sports fan, is this what is like when you're following a team that's not successful? Like your not engaged because your team is good, but because it's your team and your have a community following along with you?
 
True, but bringing on a girl with satanist tattoos onto my based Christian autist show and then possibly fucking her is utterly appalling and unforgivable! Bingo and Bongo should have drowned Beth in a bathtub filled with holy water!! (vodka)
the show isn't a Christian autist show, they got a dirty Muslim on the show and a good part of the fans where glazing him after a few days.
 
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