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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 77 8.6%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 112 12.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 214 23.9%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 437 48.8%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 55 6.1%

  • Total de votantes
    895
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Burt is a masochists, meaning he gets off sexually when being in pain or humiliated. It explains why during season 5 Burt wanted to box James Drake because he finds James attractive. While James Drake gets in ego boost from kicking Burts ass, he would unintentionally jerk off Burt. Always keep in mind when Burt is physically being hurt by someone, he's sexually enjoying it.
 
Burt is a masochists, meaning he gets off sexually when being in pain or humiliated. It explains why during season 5 Burt wanted to box James Drake because he finds James attractive. While James Drake gets in ego boost from kicking Burts ass, he would unintentionally jerk off Burt. Always keep in mind when Burt is physically being hurt by someone, he's sexually enjoying it.
While this is true, he did get more than he bargained for when Drake beat him up for the hurt Burt challenge. Right after Drake's beatdown ended Burt exclaimed that he thought it would've been more fun! :story:
 
Burt is a masochists, meaning he gets off sexually when being in pain or humiliated. It explains why during season 5 Burt wanted to box James Drake because he finds James attractive. While James Drake gets in ego boost from kicking Burts ass, he would unintentionally jerk off Burt. Always keep in mind when Burt is physically being hurt by someone, he's sexually enjoying it.

sounds like a symbiotic relationship, where's the issue?
 
I'd like to remind the thread that Burts whole infatuation with Mizzy was spawned by Jet. During one of the Famous House confessionals Burt asked him about which female he should target as a love interest for the show and was offhandedly told to go for her. It was performative at the start but maybe he did get a bit attracted to her (only a bit since we know he's a gigahomo not a gigastraight).

It also means that there is an alternate universe where he was told to target Binx 🤮🤮🤮
 
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