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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 77 8.6%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 112 12.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 213 23.8%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 437 48.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 55 6.2%

  • Total de votantes
    894
I'm kneeling at this kino:
  • Aryeh saying Gothbaddie raped him(?)
  • Jimmy and Shadi throwing hands
  • Freddy saying S4 ended early so Jet and Ben could fuck Ellie and Direnc
  • Freddy pressing Aryeh on why he choked Gothbaddie, Aryeh quits the call immediately after
 
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Aryeh saying Gothbaddie raped him(?)
Honestly it probably was rape, Aryeh is retarded and she was grooming him just to fuck him.

Who would want to rape Aryeh? Ew.
Shes tried to fuck every fish and has several on her belt so yea
shame she now seems to blacklisted due to drama Landon cant get his dick wet and finally get over Vimp.
 
James Drake owns a production company, so at the very least he should know some audio people, some aspiring actors who don't mind going on a scuffed reality show and some potential investors into a show like this. He's not a funny guy, so he needs someone else to handle autists for him and Diamond can be that person. They have a supply of old fish who dislike Jet enough to go on a show like this as freeloaders for free. James and 100k should be enough to run a S1/S5-esque mild tank. I think James will be open to it when he realizes they were joking about him being the host for Season 6.
 
Seems like someone is a little bit homesick.
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Since nobody gonna say it, I'm just gonna go ahead and congratulate Jet for a job well done. After three years of effort, he's finally able to keep Fishtank running non-stop with the off season content, screw Curry Barker and Kane Parsons, Jet Neptune is the director of our time. He deserves every bit of that pint.

I'm kidding :lol:
 
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So whatever happened to Bashir? Did he just fizzled out and the only prize he won from fish tank is some mentally ill girl cyber stalking him?
Sorta. He's still doing Bash things like posting weird esoteric shit and hanging out with his friends on stream. He just doesn't really give a shit about online clout, and really, can you see him enjoying being around for the post-season Temu IP2 antics? I don't. Unlike most of these people, he actually has something to go back to, even if most people wouldn't want it.
 
Haven't seen this posted in the thread.
Freddy pressing Direnc on the New York trip directly after S4 of him (Jet Neptune) grooming and fucking Ellie (18 yr old contestant, hadn't even graduated high school yet).
Direnc was seen in this trip in an instagram post of the food they were eating while in NYC.



EDIT: I'm certain Diamond has shown Freddy the Jet Neptune Kiwi Farms Thread *Kiki Farms*
 
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Diamond has been a gift for off season content. The woman is hilarious.
When she arrived in the tank I couldn't stand her but she's turned out to be a content machine.
I kneel.
 
Haven't seen this posted in the thread.
Freddy pressing Direnc on the New York trip directly after S4 of him (Jet Neptune) grooming and fucking Ellie (18 yr old contestant, hadn't even graduated high school yet).
Direnc was seen in this trip in an instagram post of the food they were eating while in NYC.

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EDIT: I'm certain Diamond has shown Freddy the Jet Neptune Kiwi Farms Thread *Kiki Farms*
While that probably did happen, he's basing his theory on the same shit we all saw. I don't think he has any insider knowledge. "I saw so much fucking evidence about it"

Direnc's face is killing me lol, did she have nothing to say afterward?
 
While that probably did happen, he's basing his theory on the same shit we all saw. I don't think he has any insider knowledge. "I saw so much fucking evidence about it"

Direnc's face is killing me lol, did she have nothing to say afterward?
Gotchu Fam!
Here's a more full clip of unhinged Freddy a few moments prior to that clip and after (until he gets tard wrangled/distracted)
Freddy references Jimmy attacking Shadi and it's on his twitter (Post Diamond, Freddy and Shadi Rocking up in an Amazon Delivery Outfit and Fat Girl Antifa outfit to Jimmys Streamer House, Freddy kicked out earlier for supplying cocaine to Angie) :story:

To answer your question, dead silence.
 
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Why do people keep bringing this schizo rapist orbiter around fishtank for "Streamer House"? "Goth Baddie" is Eve Kujo AKA Eve Magdalene Conrad. She's engaged to a guy named Jack Travis. This rapist has a fetish for autistic people and lies to them to fuck them to use them in some way without full consent. She said she was going to secretly record the porn' her and her fiancee did with Burt and release it for 'fun' clearly without his knowledge. She also lied to Aryeh to fuck him. she's was trying to get Bingo/Bongo drunk so she could fuck her. She's been in the Burt discord off an on to try to fuck him, but she got kicked out last year because she's a cunt. She's also sucking Diamond's tits and tried to get into Dellywave's circle. She's also into John K, a pedophile, while she's also a sex predator, go figure.









https://youtu.be/hYvC3TpPpBU?t=27949 Video where she's present.




She says she's a "LA Influencer", but you guys saw her. She's easily 75 pounds overweight from these photos now. I have no idea what club she would get into now looking the way she does. There is another commentator a ways back saying he messed with her and she has BPD.

Current address: 6954 Woodman Avenue, Van Nuys, California

Phone #: (937)-479-0238

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We should probably just forget that she exists.
 
Honestly it probably was rape, Aryeh is retarded and she was grooming him just to fuck him.


Shes tried to fuck every fish and has several on her belt so yea
shame she now seems to blacklisted due to drama Landon cant get his dick wet and finally get over Vimp.
She also has a fiancé apparently and they allegedly filmed porn with Burt. That tells you all you need to know about her character.
 
Gotchu Fam!
Here's a more full clip of unhinged Freddy a few moments prior to that clip and after (until he gets tard wrangled/distracted)
Freddy references Jimmy attacking Shadi and it's on his twitter (Post Diamond, Freddy and Shadi Rocking up in an Amazon Delivery Outfit and Fat Girl Antifa outfit to Jimmys Streamer House, Freddy kicked out earlier for supplying cocaine to Angie) :story:
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To answer your question, dead silence.
That whole thing was fucking gold.

Freddy hitting Aryeh with goth baddy stuff then "NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL" and Aryeh running away.

Freddy asking Direnc about the New York trip and her almost immediately leaving.

Freddy going off on Jimmy for being a woman beater (irony)

James Drake looking horrified the entire time. Bashir getting increasingly pissed. Head having no idea what's going on and eating. Blane autism rocking.
 
That whole thing was fucking gold.

Freddy hitting Aryeh with goth baddy stuff then "NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL" and Aryeh running away.

Freddy asking Direnc about the New York trip and her almost immediately leaving.

Freddy going off on Jimmy for being a woman beater (irony)

James Drake looking horrified the entire time. Bashir getting increasingly pissed. Head having no idea what's going on and eating. Blane autism rocking.
Don't forget Emma staring blankly into the camera and vaping while saying nothing. Just like old times.
 
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