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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 77 8.6%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 112 12.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 213 23.8%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 437 48.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 55 6.2%

  • Total de votantes
    894
They are tiny and look incredibly fragile. I imagine accidentally leaning back when the monkey is climbing on him is enough to break its spine. Euthanasia after is really the only thing you can do. Kind of sad for Alex tbh. He probably let the monkey climb on his penis in the past though.
 
The site was down when I saw both of these so I don't think either of these were posted, I found both on twitter

I don't remember who posted this or why but here's Alex B's hog wife threatening to cut herself


And this was posted by Dellywave (streamstar who was pretty popular). Apparently she was friends with Gothbaddie/Eve Kujo and she posted this I guess after seeing her be weird with the twins, I'm not really sure.


Skip to 1:30 for the good part, Gothbaddie took a video of Aryeh talking to her where Aryeh talks about the sex they had. He said he's never been with a woman before but he's been cuddling body pillows since he was a teenager and he gets very aggressive with them. He decided to treat a real woman the same way he treats his pillows which "turned out to be bad" because he bruised her neck.
 
So Benji has passed away some how due to Alex's negligence. What happened with Luna, the female monkey which was Benji's sister? Did Alex's ex-wife take Luna? Or is she dead too? If so, how did she die? Damn this is crazy.
 
I think I forgot to mention, the Goth Baddie/Eve Kujo stuff got mostly resolved on Saturday. TTS was spamming about her for a while, but after she showed back up on Friday (after Jimmy said she was banned from the house) everybody went outside to talk to her and the twins and Alex B came back in telling viewers she was normal and to stop doxing and harassing her. Bongo, who spent years almost exclusively socializing through character.ai, told everybody to not spend so much time online. TTS spam continued, but the twins were locked in that they were being gaslit because neither of them were able to find anything about her on the twitter hashtag (Bongo doesn't know how to switch from 'Top' to 'Latest'). Saturday afternoon they finally streamed to ask if any of it was real and 54 seconds into the stream they completely 180'd and accepted everything after reading their chat. Bongo agreed to ban their mod, Morbius_180p, that was sharing their account with Eve but couldn't figure out how to do it so gave up and promised to do it when they got home, and Bingo said she didn't want to say anything about it on stream. Morbius came in chat later claiming they were no longer sharing their account with anybody, and EddieNicx, their other mod who got Morbius modded, claimed he knew nothing about Eve and got tricked.


More importantly, during the post-stream this morning Jimmy agreed to listen to Dragon Bible in its entirety and take notes (this was the 5th time Dragon Bible has been played during Streamer House but the 1st time it's been played in full because nobody could stand it. Important since Bongo always insists that you have to listen to all 17 minutes to understand the message) (Also the first time anybody besides Bongo has given a shit about this song). Jimmy gave it a 7/10 but then spent several minutes explaining how its heretical, which was the main thing that Bongo was defensive about when she first played it, so it was like watching a college student listen to their professor explain why they got an F on their final.
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i just don't know, man. something about the monkey killing doesn't sit right with me. it's a little too on the nose for Alex to be a Chris Moltisanti subplot negligent pillhead animal-killer when him and his braphog are both total fucking psychos that would totally kill animals to spite one-another during domestic disputes.

these people are fucking niggers and i hope that one of those true crime channels screencaps this post when the inevitable happens.
 
Drake is organizing a camping trip between the Fish for fun. Meanwhile Frank tried to both invite himself onto it and demand $1500 to appear :story:

Additionally, he's been a lazy fat faggot, allegedly not having delivered on merch that was ordered 2 years ago.
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I think the Goo Song and Benji x Frank Hassle Memes will cheer everyone up!
It's what Benji would have wanted..

Edit - Bonus Benji TTS to Alex B from S5

 
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