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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 77 8.6%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 112 12.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 213 23.8%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 437 48.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 55 6.2%

  • Total de votantes
    894
I know I sound really dumb asking, but what does “longhouse” mean in the context of Fishtank? I see people mention it often.
Longhouse is a reference to some matrilineal indian societies(Josie Indian, not Simbal Indian) that shacked themselves up in giant "longhouses" where they slept together communally. Nowadays it's mostly a reference for "dealing with the way women operate in social situations".

You know when you sat at the lunch table with the girls and half the time you had to sit and hear them bitch and moan about how their bestie made them feel after they replied to them in a slightly different tone than usual? And said girls told you not to associate with that girl anymore under penalty of social outcasting? That's being longhoused. Think of it like being told what to do by an HR department or a group of mean girls.

In fishtank canon it usually refers to when the female contestants (think Mizzy and Alexis from S3 they were great at this) try to influence other contestants to do what they want in the social game by moaning and crybullying you all day. Remember when Bashir went jihad on all the plants and he had to make the rounds to Emma, Vicky, and Anisa to constantly reiterate what his plan was and grovel for what seemed like an entire 3 days? He was being longhoused.

Landon was longhoused HARD the latter half of S5 and was made to be the personal attack dog of Vimp and Binx, especially during the day Bashir was locked in the Goo Room with Burt and Dumbgay. Bashir was screaming at him through the door to man up and stop being led to action by emotional women to destroy the door, meanwhile Landon did his big huff "I'm the tiger you can't tell the tiger what to do!" when we all knew that Landon would just be sitting in the Bar yelling at TTS that he's not an alcoholic while he drinks all the alcohol around him if he wasn't told to do that to by the girls.

Also some of the time when people say "longhouse" in fishtank it means the women contestants doing literally anything. AB of fishtank digest fame uses longhouse in this way a lot.

Want a good example of being longhoused? Watch the next 4 days after Luke banged the pots and pans and shattered the pumpkins during Day 3/4 of S3. The house essentially became "victimhouse" for the next week and a half while the fish kvetched about how inconsiderate Luke was to "people who could have PTSD from previous trauma" and how "he must be an actual psychopath" over fucking pots and pans being banged around for 3 minutes and tossing some pumpkins at the fireplace.

Modern identity politics and social justice intersectionalism is essentially the longhouse masquerading as "do this because its objectively morally correct, bigot".
 
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In fishtank canon it usually refers to when the female contestants (think Mizzy and Alexis from S3 they were great at this) try to influence other contestants to do what they want in the social game by moaning and crybullying you all day.
Kill Bashir chant in the market and girls talking about Luke as if he was a serial killer were probably the worst of the longhouse. Direnc was gonna do it to Freddy if rugpull didn't happen. They always try to get the guys who don't simp for them out first.
 
Is it double posting if nobody has posted for 12 hours (jet it up, neptunia)

Are we finally in the off season?
Will Never Die Living 2 deserve its own thread
Where does Jimmy steam and does anybody have local archives of Jimmy house and the drake stream with everyone in it

Also I made a tier list my-image.png

Edit i dont where to put the rest
 
Finally got around to watching Bloodgames and I know for a fact I would've soured on it if I were watching it live. I did chuckle at numerous points (I watched the good hour and a half edit version), but even in the short clips I could tell Jimmy and Jon and Tayleigh were retarded. I'd say Jon was probably better than Tayleigh or Jimmy, even if he didn't like being called gay and walked early. Tayleigh acts like a shell-shocked victim the whole show and Jimmy is Jimmy.
 
Finally got around to watching Bloodgames and I know for a fact I would've soured on it if I were watching it live. I did chuckle at numerous points (I watched the good hour and a half edit version), but even in the short clips I could tell Jimmy and Jon and Tayleigh were retarded. I'd say Jon was probably better than Tayleigh or Jimmy, even if he didn't like being called gay and walked early. Tayleigh acts like a shell-shocked victim the whole show and Jimmy is Jimmy.
Jimmy & Tayleigh were a peak duo we will never see again and youre gay
 
What you guys are missing is some context, the wiggers fucking up. They never explained to the cast what Bloodgames would be like beforehand. Aside from what info was public they had no idea what to expect, leading to Tay and Jimmy expecting an experience similar to what they had on Season 2. Additionally Tay had been dealing with a stalker and was more on edge because of that. The wiggers had brought on Brian's gf so that established a precedent that they might bring on people just to fuck with you. This could've been all avoided by actually outlining to them what Bloodgames would be like but that's too much to expect of them to do. Even Xavier didn't want to do the stalker stuff that hard but was egged on by them to do it.
 
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