🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 77 8.6%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 112 12.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 213 23.8%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 437 48.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 55 6.2%

  • Total de votantes
    894
I love the part of Nigger Lain's posts where you can tell when he gave up using voice-to-text and decided to just drunk rawdog the rest of the posts.
 
Apparently, Jet responded by saying he's aware after someone sent him a TTS about it.


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mizzy has had good streams. she actually does stuff instead of hyst talking to the cam all the time
and there was that one recently that got on livestreamfails bc she almost got killed by a random black guy on the streets of la
 
Next season when a new girl viewer shows up in thread I hope you all watch her very closely. This show is apparently crack for whack job women.
Tbf we've been over the fact that this show is like drugs to everyone several times. :lit:
Also one of the male regular posters of this thread ended up eating his own shit on magic stars (or whatever they called it at that point).
 
At least half of the guys auditioning for Fishtank all look like Frank.
Unshaven and long greasy hair, balding or a jewfro.
Its like I am the 1% that actually gets haircuts and isnt balding.

But its easy to pick on the autistic guys, like half the girls have a septum piecing and dress like tiktok whores
In a just world these two groups are lookmatched
 
Seems like the most "successful" people post-tank (Josie, Mizzy, arguably Letty and Taylor) had to immediately monkey branch out of the sphere or farm up their own new audiences (while maybe keeping a FT whale or two) and even then it doesn't seem like much more than min wage earnings. Any others gotta do it for love of the game/attention farming/sharing thoughts on newer seasons/parasocial to their audience of 8 people.

Idk each season I read people elsewhere telling contestants they could totally for realsies easily make it streaming and it is so out of touch with reality, like the kids putting "Youtuber" as a dream career. Fishtank is flash in the pan attention, 15 mins of fame type shit.
 
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