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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 77 8.6%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 112 12.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 212 23.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 437 48.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 55 6.2%

  • Total de votantes
    893
Letty to Twins: "Were you breastfed?"
Bingo: "No, my mouth was too small, I had to be fed by turkey baster."??? LOL
It can happen. There are minor mouth deformities that can affect a baby’s ability to latch. If a baby can’t latch and the parents decide not to surgically intervene, then the other options would be to pump or use formula and use a receptacle that the baby can’t eat from
 
Court is in session, a verdict is in
No appeal on the docket today just my own sin
The walls cold and pale, the cage made of steel
Screams fill the room, alone I drop and kneel
 
The only thing that will redeem this is making Drake lose to the twins in the most retarded way possible and have a mega crashout. Autism must win every season.
"Color inside the lines with crayons in this coloring book better challenge"
"Have the most plushies delivered to you throughout the season challenge"
"Say Yesh better challenge"
"Recite the lore of homestuck challenge"
"Name this person from family guy: final elimination edition"
 
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tee-hee so guys the final challenge that I wrote with binx is called "JD2" the one that wins will be the best penis and the one who can prove they have a degree *smiles to camera to be funny*
 
"Something I couldn't control"

Sums up Bashir in a nutshell, he in fact did have control over it, he just failed.
This is something I've disliked about Bashir since before his first elimination, he's that classic fatalistic Muslim. Before his first elimination he was explicitly told by production to make a move and he chose to do nothing instead because in his mind, as official Islamic dogma, everything happens only because Allah wills it so he didn't need to do anything. Muslims effectively do not believe in free will and it always manifests itself when they need a convenient excuse to do nothing or cope for why they failed.

But none of that is relevant because he lists Aryeh as one of his favorite fish of all time, no other reason is necessary to hate him. Liking Aryeh is more than sufficient.
 
It can happen. There are minor mouth deformities that can affect a baby’s ability to latch. If a baby can’t latch and the parents decide not to surgically intervene, then the other options would be to pump or use formula and use a receptacle that the baby can’t eat from
Thank you Emo Mom - MILF with a shitty personality for the maternity information (when I searched for turkey baster maternity for two seconds I unfortunately learned that some women do that with sperm to be fertilized)
 
12 ROUNDS BOXING MATCH JAMES DRAKE VS TWINS SOON!!!
You know why Bingo's been conserving power this whole season? All for this baby, if you thought the Burt fight was some Punch-Out shit then you're about to see the real deal complete with those NES size proportions. Hell maybe they'll make them both drink a ton of Pepto Bismol so they turn pink when they get gassed out too.
 
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