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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 77 8.6%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 112 12.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 213 23.8%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 437 48.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 55 6.2%

  • Total de votantes
    894
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He is so fucking weird and parasocial to the twins, I don't think I've ever seen a recurrent tts user like that in any season.

After looking up who it was, it made so much sense. Seems like the perfect wrestling gimmick for retards who enjoy that autistic Undertale and Homestuck type shit.
He reminds me of that weird genre of music zoomers love that is like pompous super villains singing in a smug voice.
Trying to think of examples, but none spring to head really, besides the LazyTown "We Are #1" that seemed to be the grandfather of the genre.


All TTS that namefag are incredibly gay to me

I get doing it as a risky marketing move maybe ONE TIME, especially considering how expensive TTS and fishtoys cost, but this guy does it over and over again, and puts his name and gay little slogan at the start AND end of every single TTS. Just makes me think he is a massive fucking faggot and narcissist.

I know the meme has been that Ben is Drakes simp, but its so clear he loves the Twins in a very fatherly way, which is ironic because they're the exact same age (?)

I crack up when he does the Trey Parker, Cartman style "BINGO! BONGO!" voice.
 
Vimps "I'm glad I had an impact on Fishtank"
Uhh...
I knew the stress was getting to her lol. I think we might see a crashout today if any more stress is introduced. Bashir should just hard push religion and we can see what happens.
Fishtank is such a good psychological test on people its so fascinating
 
There's a decent chance that there will be some kind of second place prize and I hope there is just to discourage splitting the grand prize/ letting the twins win for some moral grandstanding good boy ass pet session.
Because doing that would be mega gay. Like, Burt-and-Dunye-in-a-back-alley-after-the-show gay.
It seems to me that the final elimination challenge that Stinx was setting up in the arena involves quite a bit of chance. With the Twins' stunning upset in Jeopardy, this may be the most fair finale that we've ever had. Hopefully putting it up to chance will appease some of the fans and squelch accusations of rigging (it won't).
 
>Diamond enters the house
>Thunderous foot steps
"The queen is back fuckers. Let's get famous"
>Her elephant legs trip over a high-tensil steel wire.
>The hidden industrial bucket from the ceiling tips
>Land whale is drowned in 20 metric tons of goo.
>Goo hardens and fossilzes her like a Humpack whale in amber
>Ben places a crown on the hardened goo pile
"Congratulations Diamond, you stayed the hardest."
 
It seems to me that the final elimination challenge that Stinx was setting up in the arena involves quite a bit of chance. With the Twins' stunning upset in Jeopardy, this may be the most fair finale that we've ever had. Hopefully putting it up to chance will appease some of the fans and squelch accusations of rigging (it won't).
I am all for a coinflip elimination. I've thought about this awhile and I used to believe it would make James Drake rage and thus be very funny, but I think he's inured to everything now. Still, it would be fair.

I am also a PK chad.

Edit: Penalty kicks. Best way for footy tournaments to be decided.
 
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She is the direct cause of Landon's cuckold crystalization. He only left the cuck cocoon to be a cuck butterfly with his cuck gay butterfly wings because of her.
On second thought her stint as a freeloader has been the catalyst for some pretty hilarious bits. Also her being oneshotted by Bashir's proselytizing and seriously considering living a more pious, conservative life is extremely funny too.
 
I am all for a coinflip elimination. I've thought about this awhile and I used to believe it would make James Drake rage and thus be very funny, but I think he's inured to everything now. Still, it would be fair.

I am also a PK chad.
They should use James Drake's golden bitcoin for the flip, and if it's missing, James Drake gets eliminated for losing it 🤣
 
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