🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 72 8.2%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 110 12.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 210 23.8%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 435 49.4%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 54 6.1%
  • Total de votantes
    881
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Note that Bam is currently out on bail. According to the PA code, this could mean he is currently subject to nonmonetary conditions. What kind of nonmonetary conditions?
When, for example, the defendant is known to have an alcohol or a drug problem, the bail authority could require that the defendant submit to drug or alcohol testing. The bail authority could also require that the defendant refrain from excessive use of alcoholic beverages or from any use of illegal drugs.
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Idk whether bail conditions are public record or how to see them, so can't confirm anything. But if I were a judge assigned to a 2026 Bam Margera DUI case...

Something like this: Bam shows up obviously loaded but insists he's good. Wiggers call up Bam's sober buddy (hoodie man) while Jet tries to stall Bam in the basement. Bam refuses to be wrangled by some goblin with a bowl cut and heads upstairs, leading into the scene just before the cameras go dark. Basement is abandoned for a while because production is all-hands-on-deck trying to make sure Bam gets on his Monday flight out of ATL.
 
While I hope the best for Bam and that nothing bad has happened. If something did happen I will consider it a cosmic punishment for production fucking up FriendTank in favor of letting a bunch of BPD whores who can't even win the grand prize think they run the house by trying to manipulate their chosen retard. Dividing them was a mistake, the freeloaders (minus Blain and Laura) have only made things worse, and now show feels like it revolves around them instead of the actual fish.
 
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Bashir is trying to manipulate Landon to join him again but Vimp is fucking it up by destroying Binx and Landons stuff
 
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