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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 72 8.2%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 110 12.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 210 23.8%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 435 49.4%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 54 6.1%
  • Total de votantes
    881
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I like how Bashir has watched the show since S1 day 1 and still doesn't realize the contestants are the product.
 
The noble man stood. And the people looked to him. For he was a beacon - hope given form, yet still only a man. And within that truth there was great promise. If one man could stand against the night, then so too could anyone - everyone.
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In his strong hand the man held a Rose. And his aura burned bright.
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When the man journeyed on, the people remembered. In his wake hope spread. But the man had a secret fear. His thoughts were dark. A sadness crept from the depths of his being. He had been a hero for so long, but pride had led him down sorrow's road.
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Slowly the shadows' whisper became a voice, a dark call, offering glories enough to make even the brightest Light wander. He knew he was fading, yet he still yearned.
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On his last day he sat and watched the sun fall. His final thoughts, pure of mind, if not body, held to a fleeting hope - though they would suffer for the man he would become, the people would remember him as he had been.
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And so the noble man hid himself beneath a darkness no flesh should touch, and gave up his mortal self to claim a new birthright. Whether this was choice, or destiny, is a truth known only to fate.
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In that cool evening air, as dusk was devoured by night, the noble man ceased to exist. In his place another stood.
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Same meat. Same bone. But so very different.
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The first and only of his family. The sole forbearer and last descendent of the name Darke.
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In his first moments as a new being, he looked down at his Rose and realized for the first time that it held no petals: only the jagged purpose of angry thorns.
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Laura hit Bingo. Bashir called FATWA on her

Drake snapped at her for hurting their stuff. Saying he will fucking end them.

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This is what you sided with Drake
 
Dumbgay de-escalating by getting everyone to take shots, mood in the room is at rock bottom though. Everyone sitting far apart.
 
The Real Taylor Swift dijo:
Not being really discussed yet, but Vimps(?) has been following Bashir around, chained to his hip since this all began
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It surprised me that she did more than Binx and actually helped Bashir regardless of consequences (not that she will be remembered).
Binx only held a lantern, Vimp at least threw shit, pushed Laura, tried to push Drake, etc
 
PhoneCharger dijo:
Reminder all it took for things to hit this point was giving them separate bedrooms
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That is a terrible takeaway. This is basically a "Production told us to be enemies" and they just kept going and going until the inevitable liquid messes. If they just said "Everyone gets their own bedroom" none of this would have transpired.
 
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