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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 72 8.2%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 110 12.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 210 23.8%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 435 49.4%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 54 6.1%

  • Total de votantes
    881
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2026-04-02 19-05-18.mp4

Alex B falls down the stairs.
The only joy i've felt since he entered the tank.

Every room he is in is completely unwatchable for me, no one is fucking with him, no one is telling him to shut the fuck up.
This season has devolved into "suck Alex's ego" for me.

I just want him to be tortured, is that to much to ask???
 
Jobs today:
  • Landon - Basement Janitor - "Production has some messy boys in the basement. It takes a man to clean it up." He will be provided with a mop and broom. Kody said to forget about being a basement janitor, and just to be a house janitor. Landon asked if going to the basement would eliminate him, and Kody said "Uhhhyeayeayea". Landon didn't seem to acknowledge/respond to this.
  • James Drake - Robo Helper
  • Bashir - Market Early
  • Twins - Market Late
  • Alex B - Monkey King
  • Emma - Production
  • Blane, Laura, and Binx - Unemployed
 
What meds is Laura talking about?
Someone in chat mentioned venlafaxine, and if so, she'll be getting brain zaps in no time. Very fun.

She mentioned taking lithium when she first came in, and yesterday she mentioned Vyvanse, Adderall, and Wellbutrin. Points towards Bipolar with co-morbid depression and ADHD. Look at how she can cry on command though... very good bullshitter.
 
She mentioned taking lithium when she first came in, and yesterday she mentioned Vyvanse, Adderall, and Wellbutrin. Points towards Bipolar with co-morbid depression and ADHD. Look at how she can cry on command though... very good bullshitter.
I fucking knew it had to be wellbutrin with that manic energy. Kody needs to get Bingo her prescription for the last week or two, for our entertainment
 
Bingo and Bongo talked this morning about how being woken up affects them differently. Bingo shared that being woken up has always made her very upset, Bongo agrees and says she used to be like that but then having to wake up for work changed that over time.
Bingo says alarms are fine it's just when it's unexpected, even if she doesn't get a full sleep.

Bingo further complained that they woke them up like that and then there was no actual content from it and they went right back to sleep. Bongo says she doesn't mind waking up, it's going to sleep that's hard for her.
 
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