🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 77 8.6%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 112 12.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 213 23.8%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 437 48.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 55 6.2%

  • Total de votantes
    894
Simps are sending that girl who has a crush on Landon money to send him more love letters. Imagine simping for a girl who explicitly only wants one man who isn't you. :lossmanjack:
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Laura is mogging JD GAY again and the fag is literally running away from her. He needs to lean into it. Make out with her, try to get a sharpie in her ass. Make it not fun for her. I guess that could backfire but it's better than how he's handling it.
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He can't do anything. She is a minority and a woman under California law if JD even has one impure thought he will be drawn and quarter upon return to the state.
 
This shit is just cruel. I like Landon as a contestant but I highly doubt that she was watching him over the past 2 weeks and decided "Yes, this is the man of my dreams".
The bitch is just looking for someone to latch onto and Landon is the easiest target.
Pussy is pussy, doesnt matter how you get it. "this hot piece of ass isnt fucking me for my deep love of warhammer lore, I am being used".

Even if no pussy, its always nice to see a pretty woman. Like a nice tree, or a bird song, just a little extra ray of sunshine.
 
The sheer amount of times I've heard JD say "I'm not gay" makes me think he is in fact extremely homosexual. I can see why Jet panicked when he was threatening to leave, he was imagining all those TTS bucks drying up because the words "JD" and "faggot" must make up the vast majority of the output.
He doesn't come off as gay to me besides his accent. He comes off as one of those creepy guys who tries to present himself as an emotional rock to every girl he meets in the off chance it might someday lead to her drunk in his bed.
 
Landon either hit the jackpot or (most likely) this bitch is going to ruin his life if they hook up post-tank. Either way, good for him.
He is actually so fucked if he goes anywhere near this chick, assuming she doesn't instantly lose "interest" once the show is over. I think there's a good chance this is just a means of her standing out and getting some eyes on her though.
 
Bingo and Bongo walk out in two weeks with 50 grand
Easily. It's just the josie weirdos coddling and recording everything they do ("haha they did the chair thing! I'm not disclosing their medical records. I want to marry bingo!") until they win. Either that or tarding Landon to the finish line, but that seems incredibly unlikely. The others have no chance, I think. Ben will continue to gaslight Drake, Emma is nothing and JD is a faggot and likely the next one to walk.
 
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