🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 77 8.6%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 112 12.6%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 212 23.8%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 436 48.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 55 6.2%

  • Total de votantes
    892
Bezo's Boyfriend's dox

Full name: Aiden P Ford
Most recent address: 8731 Iron Mountain Trl Windermere, FL 34786
Phone numbers: 858-880-2686
760-634-6976

Mom's name:
Jennifer Renee Ford

Dad's name:
David Paul Ford

Emails:
aidenpford@gmail.com
enderspear@gmail.com

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TTS lit up asking the "big asian lady" (Charity) if she has ever fucked a guy for cocaine or methamphetamine. Charity hesitates answering, chuckles about it.

"...Are you thinking?" - Anisa
"YES!" - Charity

She clarifies that no, she has never done cocaine, but it takes her a bit.

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Classic SFX got enabled and of course, there was the immediate deploy of GAY GUY ALERT on Bezo.
 
I think we all miss the chaotic vibes an energized Sam brought to the house, But I wonder if Jet and Ben are happier with him distanced from the show.

From what we could see, he would get extremely "pouty" for hours at a time, I wonder how he was in the basement when he was in those moods. I guess we will see how this season pans out, but I wonder if Sams presence brought down everybody else, especially in the final stretch of every season.
 
Bezo clams up(for once)
Immediately before the ALERT he was informed that his BF was doxed as "Aiden" by "The Dark Emperor". He subsequently denies it, says he knows who DE is and looks a bit concerned. He then spergs about 2b to the old woman, including the classic line of THE OLDEST ANARCHY SERVER ON MINECRAFT.


(I was not able to catch the TTS readout sadly, it was funny)

EDIT: Full clip with TTS readout:

 
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