🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 77 8.6%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 112 12.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 213 23.8%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 437 48.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 55 6.2%

  • Total de votantes
    894
Sam and the rest of MDE were huge fans of Jackass and Bam Margera back in the day. I mean, most white dudes his age loved that shit back in the early 00s but Sam said Jackass was a huge influence on him. He keeps a framed photo of Bam editing one of the CKY videos at his desk.
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Wildboyz was better than jackass imo
 
final hopes before the season goes live:

-NO fantank. optimally at least 50% of the cast are non-fans.
-at least one insane contestant on par with Burt/Alex B
-house design/theme on par with season 2
-Sam appearance. even if he doesnt take over as host i want him there for a day or two
-Frank return. we're due a proper hassling.
-at least one or two HUGE freeloaders that hype everyone up
-no more than one or two returning contestants as freeloaders
-a twist that makes the season stand out after such a long drought, without it being too different from OG fishtank
-no technical issues (longshot)

thats about all that comes to mind at the moment but im sure theres more. as much doubt as i have, i cant help but be excited after such a long wait.
 
>day before a new main season starts
>still no cast leak other than the reddit girl

HOLY JSID
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also thread tax is some snca about sto-x
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That's the first I've caught an official figure for contestants.

10 would of been to low for a real season of Fishtank, but is probably fine for a 4 week run.

Edit: I guess I'll throw in my predictions for the season. I think it's going to be aimless tank. Think the last 4 weeks of season 2 or the cleaning saga of 3. As soon as Jet's plans fall apart, they have nothing, they will flounder as they try to bump something a head in the schedule or call in a replacement. Your remember those moments in season 4 where they would angrily tell the Fish to be entertaining, that's going to be the majority of the season.

Not a totally disaster, but committing the most vile crime of being forgettable.
 
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Imagine peak Bam and Knoxville fucking with the wiggers? They would bury them. Jet would cry. Ben might roll with the punches, but what was the name of that disgusting half empty bag of yogurt body having faggot on the last season? Hed troon out before the end of the month.

Pathetic, fat, "sober", mentally ill Bam is probably going to bum me out tbh. Hopefully he remembers who he is during the show.

Regardless, I am FUCKING STOKED FISHTANK IS BACK BABY.
 
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