🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 77 8.6%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 112 12.6%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 212 23.8%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 436 48.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 55 6.2%

  • Total de votantes
    892
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Haley from Bitchtank was arrested, don't know what the charges are.
She gained alot of weight ever since she got pregnant.
Edit: found the link and she's arrested for domestic violence back in December 14, 2025
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Haley from Bitchtank was arrested, don't know what the charges are.
She gained alot of weight ever since she got pregnant.
Edit: found the link and she's arrested for domestic violence back in December 14, 2025
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She aged 20 years in 1 lol. Pregnancy is absolutely brutal on some women.
That AI gave Jimmy Jet's fashion sense.
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If we're spitballing host ideas I wouldn't be opposed to Keemstar. A lot of people forget that the Lolcow Live type format is what Keem's the worst at. His strengths are as a retard conductor like when he did IBS. LL doesn't make any money so it probably wouldn't take a lot to get him in. Keem's capable of scripting storylines, even if they're terrible it's better than what was attempted before.

Keem's friends with Chris and set up Sam's boxing match. Alex B was on an episode of one of his shows.

Unfortunately he'd try to shoehorn Boogie and his gaggle of retards. I can tolerate Boogie for a couple days especially if TTS is uncensored but KBAC and the other nobodies are content black holes.
Keem replacing Fatty with Boogie in this hypothetical would be a disaster. Fatty at least has high energy, a loud personality and his antics can actually be funny in the right circumstances. Boogie is just a washed up old blob who can't tell a joke to save his life.
 
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Haley from Bitchtank was arrested, don't know what the charges are.
She gained alot of weight ever since she got pregnant.
Edit: found the link and she's arrested for domestic violence back in December 14, 2025
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This is actually the second time she was arrested since Bitchtank, both times for assaulting her husband I guess.

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