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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 77 8.6%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 112 12.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 214 23.9%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 437 48.8%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 55 6.1%
  • Total de votantes
    895
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Big Nasty dijo:
Bex was creative and talented, but displeased the wiggers in some way.
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I 100% believe that she turned down someone's advances and they just completely ignored her after that. It's clear that she expected to do S3 but they basically ghosted her.

Specifically needing female assistants is obviously very creepy, even more so coming from wiggers. But I believe the whole operation would benefit greatly from the presence of women, especially given that contestants will always include women. The problem is that the Wiggers are creeps and can't be normal around women. He's obviously going for younger girls as they're far more likely to put up with Wigger bullshit and creepery than anyone closer to Jet in age.

Still pretty unclear on these SMS screenshots though. The blonde girl was the one Jet was texting, right? Not the purported 18-year-old girlfriend?
 
Null dijo:
she's ugly so nothing is going to happen. jet neptune could have raped her but the sissies would just be like "uh based?".
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Nose ring chick is just scraps for Jet's peons.

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This is probably the 18 year old from the texts, Season 4 contestant and High School Senior Elenor Moon.
 
Mudkipcorn dijo:
... But I believe the whole operation would benefit greatly from the presence of women, especially given that contestants will always include women. ...
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Right on the money, and it's frustrating that the wiggers aren't capitalizing on this. One of the biggest "lessons" of Fishtank is that women are fantastic at physically/mentally fucking with each other in insidious ways that most dudes just don't even contemplate. It reminds me of middle/high school: guys will beat the crap out of each other then somehow become friends and return to some status quo, whereas women will conduct multi-year mental sabotage campaigns over petty nonsense that end up in suicide. It's why Frank Hassle's antics can fall so flat in the tank: he's a blunt weapon of shock that might transcend propriety in public spaces, but that's not particularly interesting in a context where contestants can roll with the punches, propriety has long since been tossed in the trash can, and you've got a lot of BPD bitches running around conducting long-term mental sabotage campaigns. The wiggers' constant attempts at sticking their dick in any semi-willing hole kneecaps their ability to let women run wild because they're all too ready to pull out the kid gloves in the hope that it'll get their pee pees wet.

Hell, some of my female friends used to be in their sorority's leadership teams, just get some of those preppy chicks together and let them run Fishtank. Back in the day, I knew of at least two "major" sororities at elite universities who still did the whole "strip the rushing chicks naked and critique their body for hours until they got EDs" hazing thing. They had a cornucopia of fucked up strategies: making women report their daily calorie intake in public, randomly isolating rushes for days until they became insecure then love-bombing them at random, picking out the worst possible outfits for them to wear to parties where men of interest were present, etc.
 
I Never get a chance to post these Scitzo images but this one is fitting now, no shit Jet would do this kind of stuff.
Imagine wanting to date or fuck any of the BPD women on the show.
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Always like Sam. Always hated jet. Something about him always feels so artificial. Like he’s trying really hard to be cool. When he was shirtless on fishtank I was genuinely surprised I didn’t see mastectomy scars on his bitch tits. There is no way his name is actually Jet Neptune. That’s a fucking F2M tranny name. look At the texting habits of this fucking beta. She sends half a sentence and he responds with an essay in 5 different text bubbles.
 
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