🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 77 8.6%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 112 12.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 213 23.8%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 437 48.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 55 6.2%

  • Total de votantes
    894
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can someone translate the letter?
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"To my beloved Gioed,

My name is Johnathan Tent. You are as beautiful as the twinkling stars at night. When I see you, my cheeks turn read and my pants tighten. Have you heard of Fishtank? I am your star. I have money, power[?] and 40 boys who are my sworn men that work for me. I have so much power, but when I see you, I melt ["I lose my head" for a more literal translation] Please write back, you handsome fox."
 
She is truly a high ranking baddie of the Quirk Chungus Clan

EDIT: Speaking of Leah, around 11:40 PST, Frank went to the cots and poured milk on one, pop on another, about 30 minutes later the contestants discovered his handiwork. Leah was not very happy about it.
(My youtube audio was turned down a bit so sorry about the low volume)
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About 10 minutes after that they played the DK Donkey Kong theme song and she felt better.
I Think one of the single rules is no fucking with the beds.
Which is totally understandable
 
This is what is considered clippable and crazy content for big brother apparently

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Put a lemon in the bathroom
HELL HOUSE!
This is the funniest fucking thing to me. The silence, the good audio, the camera work, the set design, and her enthusiasm and excitement over L'intrigue du Lemon

Meanwhile I'm actively remembering:
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The second twist was turning the fish into mexicans? I mean I'm not complaining, I just don't know how the wiggers got advanced race-swapping tech.
 
"To my beloved Gioed,

My name is Johnathan Tent. You are as beautiful as the twinkling stars at night. When I see you, my cheeks turn read and my pants tighten. Have you heard of Fishtank? I am your star. I have money, power[?] and 40 boys who are my sworn men that work for me. I have so much power, but when I see you, I melt ["I lose my head" for a more literal translation] Please write back, you handsome fox."
Now this is how you do a gaslight. If Gioed writes back, the next letter should be an invitation to Jon’s 40 boys and their queer male dating show, American Dude Lodge.
 
I was asleep for this and there's little clips of it on Twitter but Burt appeared to have had a creamy night!
Burt demoed most of the things he is willing to do now... this will just keep on happening.


Is it fun to laugh at the absurdity sometimes? yeah... but this is a clusterfuck of lolcow farming, Burt getting off on his fetishes and a 160 iq retard autist being bullied.

He had to be told by a tranny looking caller (who claims not to be one or gay) to not eat poop... he removed the Fishtoy afterwards.



mints also keeps redeeming him. when I checked in yesterday he just got himself a social media shout out for tokens for which he is supposedly "good for the money" (they range from 500-800$). not sure if Burt actually delivered but not long after he started retweeting tons of posts about him so it might be buried somewhere...










Alex B mentioned doing a collab with Angelina before and she let it (totally unintentionally 🙄) slip, that they might go to Italy together...


Ricky seems to enjoy his time on the site and is most likely going to make some good money with it. AB posted two fun clips of him:

The next "star" is going to be powenvy - he was approved for streaming...

I have to keep reminding myself I don't need to watch the slopage.
 
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Bookers said it best:
[trish smacks leah]

Retribution (weak):
[leah smacks trish]
Context: Both of these were done as a fishtoy (gregtoy) called "slap". Leah actually went first so it wasn't retribution at all. Worth noting that Leah was extremely pissed after this and seethed at Trish for hours. She kept saying that she got hit so hard that she "saw green" and that she had a giant bruise on her face (she did not). At one point she even called Trish a violent Filipino monkey and made monkey noises at her which was pretty funny. She would not let it go.

Skrod must be so felted since he's been wanting her to die from day 1.
Simply not true. I've said nothing but nice things about her in the sneedchat. :smug:
 
Aryeh is hanging out with Ricky.
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"You're not Letty!"

Aryeh is singing with sweaty tits while Ricky talks shit on him via the FTL chat.
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Ricky got creampied and Aryeh licked it off:
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Aryeh is hanging out with Ricky.
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"You're not Letty!"
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Aryeh is singing with sweaty tits while Ricky talks shit on him via the FTL chat.
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Ricky got creampied and Aryeh licked it off:
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This could have been Burt's but he couldn't cough up 2 BTC.

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Someone called Aryeh and Ricky after he danced to a couple songs. The caller identified himself as Sal Goldberg (and spoke in the best stereotypical jew voice I've ever heard) and offered to give Aryeh gorillions of dollars if he fucked a bunch of midgets in a porno.
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Then Ricky showed a nude pic of Burt on stream. It's a gay show.
 
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This could have been Burt's but he couldn't cough up 2 BTC.

EDIT:
Someone called Aryeh and Ricky after he danced to a couple songs. The caller identified himself as Sal Goldberg (and spoke in the best stereotypical jew voice I've ever heard) and offered to give Aryeh gorillions of dollars if he fucked a bunch of midgets in a porno.
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Then Ricky showed a nude pic of Burt on stream. It's a gay show.

I like that SpongeBob Tv, it makes me giggle.
 
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this guy got a date with trish
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shes feedin him cup noodles
he says he makes 6 figures and wants to be the general of the trisha militia

trish says shes pregnant and on a diet so she eat much (???)
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GREG CAME IN AND PIED HER LOL
 
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this guy got a date with trish
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shes feedin him cup noodles
he says he makes 6 figures and wants to be the general of the trisha militia

trish says shes pregnant and on a diet so she eat much (???)
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GREG CAME IN AND PIED HER LOL
That guy is like the ConGREGated version of Ben and I like how they're including gaslights from Production this time around.
 
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