🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 77 8.6%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 112 12.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 213 23.8%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 437 48.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 55 6.2%

  • Total de votantes
    894
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Absolute fucking nontent of a night. Arye larped as a skeptic YouTuber and the usual jokes from 2014 came through (also just made Amazing Atheist references), Seth is acting like a retarded wigger which is slightly amusing, Freddy, Drench, Ellie, Daniel are all laying around just sleeping. It's been like this for close to two hours of fuck all happening.

Yeah freeloader is coming but everything leading up to this fucking sucks
 
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bam entrance
They had fish put on blindfolds and try to guess who it was
freddy like immediately figured out it was bam.
I was surprised they had him answer verbally since he has such a distinct voice.

The best part is what Bam said that tipped Freddy off: when the mystery person is asked if he has a big dick, Bam says "Hell no! I got a little fuckin' 2-inch hose!"

Freddy immediately sits forward and says "Wait, are you Bam Margera?!"
 
Season 4 is a big flop. You don't even have to take my word for it, just look at this threads activity. Every day Season 3 had too many pages to read, yet now I can catch up in seconds. They are also following every other show in existence by relying on cheap celebrity cameos in substitute for anything that's actually engaging. Except this celebrity cameo is of someone who hasn't been relevant in 20 years and left after 60 minutes.

Hate me, but you know I'm right.
 
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"ellie is sleeping out in the open
should i draw a moustache on her face?
im not gonna do it, it would be funny though"

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seth is actually really good at this character its wild
he hasnt broken character once
 
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