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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 77 8.6%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 112 12.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 213 23.8%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 437 48.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 55 6.2%
  • Total de votantes
    894
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A lot of people rightfully complained about S3 contestants being coddled but man this stuff with Rachel takes it to a new level. And she’s too brain dead to take advantage of the free wad of cash they want to throw at her
 
Production is glazing Rachel so fucking much right now, they're offering her anything she wants to stay.
They're offering her 2k to stay till the end, but she wants 50k LMAO

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EDIT- 8k is the new offer

EDIT2- Sam is now concerned this is TO EXPLOTATIVE because "she might be worse than Burt"
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"Is this too exploitative? She might be worse than Burt."
Running an audience poll on whether to bribe her to stay or flush her.
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Audience says no bribe! What happens happens. There will probably be a replacement.
 
They let the narrative poll decide and 84% of the audience decided to "Let Rachel Fuck Around" (until she finally decides to leave). So they won't be coddling her and begging her to stay anymore.

Prod. went down to the basement without saying anything.

EDIT: And now the site is down.
 
Something is happening, or the wiggertech is acting up again. Coin toss odds.
 
Semen_Recycler dijo:
The audience is fucking retarded. They would have voted to kick Letty off in season 1 if given the chance. If she leaves, whoever they replace her with won't be half as fun to (hate)watch as Rachel the content queen.
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The Rachel bit will run dry much much faster than Letty. Rachel doesn't possess a working brain and she refuses to do any activity. For every 20 minutes funny cow shit and torment, there's 23 hours of bag shuffling.
 
I was completely sick of Burt’s shtick by 3 weeks in and with Rachel it’d probably be sooner. I don’t want her to leave necessarily but the show can’t keep putting so much focus and resources on her.

Trolling her isn’t even entertaining IMO, only her constant self-humiliation is. It’s not that fun to watch people dump shit on her head when she doesn’t react at all. And she’s too easy a target for the other fish, who should be trolling each other and retaliating. Instead they’ll just pick on probably the easiest target in fishtank history.
 
They're in slumber party mode, which means they're confined in B3 and 4. Downstairs is completely off limits. So when will the Entity show up?

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Friendtank really works in the context of Rachel's misery. She's on a reality show with a bunch of games and strangers and has failed to make a single friend, sitting in her room moping the entire time, while everyone else seemingly has the time of their lives.

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Mentos dijo:
Friendtank really works in the context of Rachel's misery. She's on a reality show with a bunch of games and strangers and has failed to make a single friend, sitting in her room moping the entire time, while everyone else seemingly has the time of their lives.

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The juxtaposition of Rachel's misery and Friendtank in B4 is unintentional kino.
 
Semen_Recycler dijo:
The audience is fucking retarded. They would have voted to kick Letty off in season 1 if given the chance. If she leaves, whoever they replace her with won't be half as fun to (hate)watch as Rachel the content queen.
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I disagree. Her bit has basically already run it's course in my eyes. Sure it's been funny to bully her, but how many hours of crying and moving shit in her bags before it gets stale? She literally started pouring beer and mustard on herself tonight, I don't think there is any more to be seen from her.

She is also a massive energy vampire like ASF and turns conversations in every room she enters into a pity party about herself. I'm ready to see conflict arise between the other fish (instead of the entire house vs Rachel), I think they are up for it.
 
Alizarin Crimson dijo:
I disagree. Her bit has basically already run it's course in my eyes. Sure it's been funny to bully her, but how many hours of crying and moving shit in her bags before it gets stale? She literally started pouring beer and mustard on herself tonight, I don't think there is any more to be seen from her.

She is also a massive energy vampire like ASF and turns conversations in every room she enters into a pity party about herself. I'm ready to see conflict arise between the other fish (instead of the entire house vs Rachel), I think they are up for it.
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She would have worked better as a freeloader that comes in on week 2 to fuck with everyone like 'tank' in season 3.
 
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