🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 77 8.6%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 112 12.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 213 23.8%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 437 48.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 55 6.2%

  • Total de votantes
    894
Angelina is sobbing now because she can't find her pictures :story:

Dan: My roommate, what's her name?
Wrench: Angie?
Dan: Yeah Angie. I took her photos and hid them in Big Mama's room.
Arye: Big Mama?
Dan: Yeah. You're all suspects now.

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This kid is a riot.
 
Can someone catch me up on two things?
1. They're all wearing stupid outfits and some of the fish mentioned they were chosen for them and that it's other fishes outfits. What's the deal with that?

2. Aryeh freaked out after he said something non-negative about transgenders. Then everyone got a shitload of presents (especially Angelina) except for him. Is this just completely rigged, or did they mess with the prices/availability for individual fish?

Can't give all my attention to the stream right now, sorry for the spoon-feeding request.

da'rank got a drawer full of leaves and pinecones, for some reason i fuck with that
Yeah, I love that kind of weird. I kind of can imagine that actually helping. She has a pinecone in there. Those smell amazing.
 
Angie is crying in the and bathroom for attention.

Dan has been outted but TTS is blaming Rachel anyway for being fat.


Edit Dan actually convinced the other house mates to gaslight Rachel. She's getting defensive and just threatened to fuck up Angie for going through her stuff.
Dan retorts "Uh oh Angie, looks like you're in another abusive relationship." The room is shocked.

Dan is not here to play games.
 
Dan stocks on the rise. He needs to commit to being the house Darktard and it will carry him far.
 
Then everyone got a shitload of presents (especially Angelina) except for him. Is this just completely rigged, or did they mess with the prices/availability for individual fish?
The first Fishtoys of every season, it seems like, are always production and not real donations. Season 3, I remember, had really unpopular Fish getting a lot of Fishtoys up front.
 
What's your conspiracy for this season?
I think none of them are fans, the joke is on us this time. They're making a few basic Fishtank and MDE references, but from what I've heard they're all pretty shallow. It sounds like the kind of stuff production might have told them to say, biggest evidence that they might actually be fans is the fish calling Goldstriker "Sam", but even that could be an elaborate way of throwing off the scent. It's far fetched but I just have a feeling, o' my brothers.
 
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