🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 76 8.5%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 112 12.6%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 212 23.8%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 436 48.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 55 6.2%

  • Total de votantes
    891
Greg is going to be the host for ConGREGated and he's going to wear this helmet. Also he's confirmed to be in BG2 but won't tell us when it will be.
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Greg is going to be the host for ConGREGated and he's going to wear this helmet.
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Greg said ConGREGated will be different in that it will have four contestants, and he will be the host. He will be called Buggs Baron and will be a ww1 fighter pilot sort of character.

Also, this stream is fucking insane. Greg can't stop insulting the Mizzler, while also simping for her and trying to get her attention. :story:
 
Greg said ConGREGated will be different in that it will have four contestants, and he will be the host. He will be called Buggs Baron and will be a ww1 fighter pilot sort of character.

Also, this stream is fucking insane. Greg can't stop insulting the Mizzler, while also simping for her and trying to get her attention. :story:
We even got some hints on BG2. Jobe's friend was supposed to be in Bloodgames but his mommy wouldn't let him go.
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Jobe is also a member of a flat earth discord server.
 
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Jobe and Greg are so drunk it took them an hour to realize their stream on youtube went down. It was a community guidelines strike for "handling a firearm". AKA his toy gun.
Youtube is fucking retarded.
 
It was because they were in a forest using cell networks and i assume the wifi from the garage at 5ghz. 2.4ghz would give them the best penetration but wouldn't have the bandwidth needed. If they upgraded to wifi7 gear it'll be even worse.

People don't get that tree are radio absorbers as they are massive water filled structures and if they have leafs even more so. Rain also causes massive issues with wifi and cell networks and even high enough humidity can cause some issues.
Can confirm. If a drop of rain falls within ten miles of my house my satellite television goes dark.
 
Now Greg and Jobe are watching a video from a guy who said a sasquatch raped him.
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And TTS convinced them to go bigfoot hunting in the backyard. Stream quality is reminiscent of S3's RV trip.
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Am I nit-picking or is the audio not that good - Sam spends hours upon hours talking about audios. This is not the quality of a 1.2 million dollars project
 

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i do have a sneaking suspicion that something fishy is going on, especially since Jet seemed very adamant about telling everyone he planned on doing another proper season before BG2 while S3 was running. but at the same time, it'd be a pretty massive gaslight for him and the team to be teasing BG2 for all this time, only to surprise us with S4. its definitely possible, since they've gaslit the audience so many times, but it also seems like kind of a stretch. guess we'll see in a couple weeks.
i knew ;) kinda
 
Yep, it's gonna be a season of Jimmy and Tay rip offs. Not gonna lie this is the first time I'm not excited for a new season of Fishtank. It looks like they might be returning to the s1 house, That's cool I guess.
My biggest fear of bringing in MDE fans. It's like a classroom of spergs, vying to all be the class clown, but none of them are funny in the end. FT works best when they find natural born, organic autists.
 
Yep, it's gonna be a season of Jimmy and Tay rip offs. Not gonna lie this is the first time I'm not excited for a new season of Fishtank. It looks like they might be returning to the s1 house, That's cool I guess.
im gonna wait and see before i complain, because theres been many times i doubted them and they came through.

but yeah this might be the first trailer that didnt get me hyped. i hope theres some sort of twist and its not just fantank part two. i mean, the 8k prize is already suspicious. and the bloodgames rugpull as well.
 
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