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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 77 8.6%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 112 12.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 214 23.9%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 438 48.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 55 6.1%

  • Total de votantes
    896
I was listening to an American Renaissance article written by an Indian which just completely tears apart Indian culture and a large section of it is about how they will always, ALWAYS kiss the ass of the person above them at a job while never respecting them and secretly loathing them. It reminded exactly of how Simbal was in the tank. The line "They will demean you the moment you are in a weaker position" specifically stuck out to me as like him.
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Interesting.
This really aligns perfectly with how Signal behaved.

I don’t like the notion of there being some ethereal culture that came out of nowhere and made Jeets like this. It’s the Jeets who created that culture because they are naturally like this.
 
I was listening to an American Renaissance article written by an Indian which just completely tears apart Indian culture and a large section of it is about how they will always, ALWAYS kiss the ass of the person above them at a job while never respecting them and secretly loathing them. It reminded exactly of how Simbal was in the tank. The line "They will demean you the moment you are in a weaker position" specifically stuck out to me as like him.
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hmmmmm
 
That's literally it, Alex was shitting on Jon earlier for having 3 baby mommas and not paying child support, he's the first person to actually believe Jon's lies lmao
:story: Pathological liar falls for someone else pulling his own tricks.

Jon and Alex B need to meet up in a future All Stars season. Their crashout would rival Jimmy vs Jon with how unstable Alex is.
 
Burt just revealed on stream that Simbal messaged him on Christmas trying to go live together, the pajeet leeching has started. And now Burt is lusting for him after seeing his instagram pics
Bro is just outing himself. No friends or family to celebrate Christmas with. Even Alex has his hog and monkeys.
 
Now that push has started coming to shove in terms of what S3 fish are doing after the show, I think I'm happy with the outcome. Burt might've gotten 15k at best out of the show, but he's managing to turn his popularity into fairly successful streams and Cameo, likely to succeed for the foreseeable future, and maybe appear in future Fishtank/MDE productions (probably won't, Sam said the same sort of shit to Shinji). Lubecooch might've gotten 50k, but he vanished into the ether to be a mentally ill goth girl's simp, and eventually piss all his winnings away.
 
Binx getting hit with bots viewers on twitch, was at 250 before she got flooded
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In other news mizzy said she interviewed simbal today, and said the interview was "very PC" so expect a boring one
 
That's literally it, Alex was shitting on Jon earlier for having 3 baby mommas and not paying child support, he's the first person to actually believe Jon's lies lmao
It's crazy that Alex is actually dumber than Jon. That's actually fucking insane.
(probably won't, Sam said the same sort of shit to Shinji)
Burt will return in some way or another. He's probably the most popular fish EVER. They would literally be throwing away money not bringing him back and even the wiggers know that.
 
They NEED to do a LARP spinoff with him as the main character.
Really just anything with him in it would work. He's the perfect fishtank contestant. He's extremely popular with the audience, creates content at all hours of the day, is willing to work for minimal pay as long as he gets exposure, and literally prints money from TTS engagement. You'd have to be stupid to think he won't come back.
But yeah seeing him in another LARPing context would be ideal.
 
Burt will return in some way or another. He's probably the most popular fish EVER. They would literally be throwing away money not bringing him back and even the wiggers know that.
The cool thing about Burt is he could just do another full season and I'd be fine with it. He could just be a contestant on every Fishtank. His content is both reliable but also throws you new curveballs when you think you've seen it all. Strangers should have to keep meeting this man.
 
I'm personally against the notion of people continuously returning on future Fishtank projects. The novelty disappears so fast for me and without Xavier on Season 2.5 it would have been a lot less captivating. They can't continue to rely on specific people to carry everything, at least not in my opinion.
 
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