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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 77 8.6%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 112 12.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 214 23.9%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 438 48.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 55 6.1%

  • Total de votantes
    896
yeah he went into some delusional ego trip as usual

"Life is awesome. Life is Alex B. Life is the king, the star of the fucking show, and one day everyone in that house will say "Wow, I got to share oxygen with Alex B".
I don't know how Alex B manages to be more manic and delusional than Burt of all people, presumably not having a shopping list of meds that would make him a cyborg, but I guess here we are.
 
Mizzy cooking stream slop.
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She loves her carbs.
 
I don't know how Alex B manages to be more manic and delusional than Burt of all people, presumably not having a shopping list of meds that would make him a cyborg, but I guess here we are.
It's because he's got the Cyraxx gene. He's got the Cyraxx phenotype.
And I think Burt was right about him being schizoaffetive lol
 
Mizzy cooking stream slop.
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She loves her carbs.

what in the fuck is that steak. how did she make it look so bland and dry on the outside while rare/medium rare on the inside. and did she like arbitrarily arrange the pieces on the plate after cutting it or something? why doesn't the crust flow from one piece to the next?
 
what in the fuck is that steak. how did she make it look so bland and dry on the outside while rare/medium rare on the inside. and did she like arbitrarily arrange the pieces on the plate after cutting it or something? why doesn't the crust flow from one piece to the next?
Fishtank contestants don't season dey' food

I mean are you even surprised when most fishtank contestants have been terrible at cooking to the point they've almost burned down the place multiple times? Was it season 1 where they tried reheating pizza in the box by putting it in the oven (while still on the box)? And I still have vivid nightmares about Ian's plate of food that he cooked that no joke had more sodium than the fucking ocean
 
And I still have vivid nightmares about Ian's plate of food that he cooked that no joke had more sodium than the fucking ocean
That's one of the funniest moments in s3, I was dying laughing. It's even better since Ian dumping all that salt on his food was the event that made Mizzy realize it wasn't actually Famous House and something else was going on.
 
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