🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 77 8.6%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 112 12.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 213 23.8%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 437 48.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 55 6.2%

  • Total de votantes
    894
Alex Stein explaining THE BALLDO to Burt

Burt says: "I don't fuck with that shit" (then apologizes for swearing)

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He's explaining this while a Mormon looks on and Burt's bald scalp has something like wood glue all over it.

Alex Stein is now discussing the intricacies of cuckoldry with Burt
 
I clicked on Bedroom 1 to see Burt antics only to hear Stein explaining the mechanics of the Balldo
 
Black Judge Holden.
"And they are dancing, the board floor slamming under the jackboots and the fiddlers grinning hideously over their canted pieces. Towering over them all is the Black Urban Raw Top and he is naked dancing, his small feet lively and quick and now in doubletime and bowing to the men, huge and dark and hairless, like an enormous infant. He never sleeps, he says. He says he’ll never die."
 
Burt exploding on Alex and Kumal or whatever his name is because they kept messing with his baby or throwing pinches of donut at it 'to feed it'. Hilarious exchange where Alex took some of burt's testosterone and said he'd give it to the baby, which made burt go INSANE screaming and shoving. "HE NEEDS TO BE AN ATHLETE BURT!!" "NO!... NO!!.. NOOO!!" "HE'LL BE BIG AND STRONG"
 
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