🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 77 8.6%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 112 12.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 214 23.9%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 438 48.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 55 6.1%

  • Total de votantes
    896
Sucks Breezy left since she was the one that was being coddled into Binx's opposition. She once again has no enemies except potentially Dark Burt.
 
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Luke and Payton have taken Burt to the penthouse to try and unlock his memories of being on the show. Burt's asking for further evidence. Luke then started fucking with Burt and made him run around the room screaming "these white people are trying to kill me".
 
remember "i don't drink"?

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90% sure that's premade margarita mix and she just chugged two glasses

edit: yep

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edit of edit: lol. nvm she's just drinking non-alcoholic margarita mix like a retard. they're pouring tequila shots into the margarita mix, by the glass
 
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MFW I've been here less than 2 days and already moved faster than the dyke that's been here for 4 weeks.
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They've looped Binkx in, but because Payton and Luke had previously been plotting to sabotage Binkx, Burt's struggling and accusing her of being evil. Binkx is explaining that being very dramatic in the kitchen was helping him and in future she'll wink at him, and then actually encouraged him to fuck with her.
 
In your screed to defend drag. you concede that "modern" drag is inherently sexual. Well I hate to inform you but we are in 2024, not 1924. So your distinction is irrelevant.
Drag was always sexual; in 1924, people's tolerance for degeneracy was so much lower that a clownish man wearing coconut tits was very racy to them. Nowadays, we've gotten used to seeing male full frontal nudity and sexual situations in movies and cable TV shows, that today's drag queens have to push it much further to reach the same shock levels that the 1924 drag queens achieved with simple crossdressing. As a society, we're very jaded.
LOL, good luck bitch, you signed a contract, and people who got treated MUCH WORSE have not been able to sue successfully. Afaik no former contestant has even tried. Read the contract the next time, you shit eating degenerate.
 
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