🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 77 8.6%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 112 12.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 214 23.9%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 438 48.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 55 6.1%

  • Total de votantes
    896
I honestly prefer Fish voting each other off over the completely broken and retarded point system that existed in the first two seasons. Season 2 especially was totally fucked when it came to points.
There should be no concrete system, particularly so late in the show. Ultimately, it's not about being fair, it's about being entertaining.
People will disagree and they're wrong.
 
It's amazing how similar Binx and Mizzy are. 30 something years old, wannabe influencers with the emotional maturity of a teenager. Binx's only saving grace was being a streamer and knowing internet culture.
 
The issue with letting them vote is that the people that try the hardest and are the most interesting are the first to go. So the top 3 are the 3 blandest people there. Fishtank should incentivize the fish fucking with each other not holding hands.
Idea: What if Jet and Co. have the fish vote for who they think will win the fan poll. In private or whatever. And tell them that their vote will have some say in who leaves. That way they can have it all - audience participation, contestant votes, and crazy drama.
 
Idea: What if Jet and Co. have the fish vote for who they think will win the fan poll. In private or whatever. And tell them that their vote will have some say in who leaves. That way they can have it all - audience participation, contestant votes, and crazy drama.
That will just be whoever got sent the most hate through tts, you want those people to stay and overcome it, not get voted out.
 
Burt's family is from Ghana, right?

I'd love to see a penis stealing gaslight plot line somehow.

penis theft panic.jpg
[this is what Africans actually believe]
 
Mizzy isn't a NEET fan with nothing else going on though, my guess is she'll figure this is bad for her brand and distance herself from the wiggers
I don't think she'll distance herself because this has been her closest brush with fame ever. She doesn't seem to hold any particular beliefs that would make her distance herself like Smack. I could see Mizzy becoming an associate of some kind because of her willingness to actually act and be in internet slop.

This is pending MDE season 2 ever being anything, but they always need chicks willing to be in that shit.
 
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