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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 77 8.6%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 112 12.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 214 23.9%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 438 48.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 55 6.1%

  • Total de votantes
    896
Sam just choked out Mizzy
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Earlier in this season it was tonic water, but as of today it's "real." Nifty said the ingredients label lists actual ingredients now, and said it's very cherry forward with a hint of mint, but not as strong as "menthol" implies. She said it was better than she expected it to be, but that it was still pretty bad.
The Season 2 Fish also hated their Zipp version and said it tasted bad, so regardless of what it's got now, it's never actually been good.
 
This whole "Eveyone hates me so use me as a shield later on so you dont get voted an i do" thing that Mizzy did is probably the first great play she has made in the game
In a "real" show, it would be a solid plan. Keep Mizzy along until hopefully you 1v1 her and beat her. I would prefer a Simbal/Mizzy or Simbal/Burt final.
 
Okay so burt just sank his boat. He wants to win and split the 50k amongst all his new friends (original contestants). Which is like 30k after taxes. Also Burt just said he knows how to play and win the game.
 
This whole "Eveyone hates me so use me as a shield later on so you dont get voted an i do" thing that Mizzy did is probably the first great play she has made in the game
If she was smart she would have hammered in how much the audience loves the other two.

Burt's going on about how strong a competitor is and how smart he is for figuring everything out. When Mizzy was talking Sam would interrupt her and give her tips, but he's just letting Burt shoot himself in the foot.
 
If she was smart she would have hammered in how much the audience loves the other two.

Burt's going on about how strong a competitor is and how smart he is for figuring everything out. When Mizzy was talking Sam would interrupt her and give her tips, but he's just letting Burt shoot himself in the foot.
Her foot? hoof you mean. Sam seems to have given us his pick subtly. I hope they target it Payton not Burt or I hope the wiggers rig it. Burt's content with be 10x better than nontent Payton.
 
They're doing arguments against their elimination now.
Mizzy: "The new people will vote me out first after they get here so if you eliminate me, you'll lose your shield"
Burt: "I came up with every theory under the sun so I can mislead them if they suspect something's off. And Dark Burt will return when the time is right, especially if one of the men is queer"
Payton : "I may be quiet but I've fought for all of you and I miss Famous House."

Mizzy really put in more effort than usual in the last couple days, but it seems like it was too little, too late.
 
Simbal = Mizzy (He would have chosen Binx if she wasn't immune.)
Mizzy = Payton (idk it was so much talking without saying anything. Nothing personal though.)
Burt = Mizzy (Burt thinks mizzy actually knew what the show was still. 160IQ btw.)
Binx = Mizzy ( She is sticking with Payton as per her alliance.)
Payton = Mizzy ( She is sticking with her pact that she originally made with Alexis & La Ron from the start.)


Total Votes Cast: 5
Current elimination: Mizzy
 
Última edición:
Jet tells Burt to stand closer to the camera and talk louder when he redoes the take. Burt stands in the exact same place and talks at the same volume. 160 IQ by the way
 
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