🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[The Man With No Name]

i liked meg, her toad face in the backgrounds of the edits were funny, her talks with goldstriker were funny. simmons was a pedo

Meg did nothing interesting ever.

Simmons, for his time on the Tank, was actually extremely memorable. He is like a Chinese Simbal. Wannabe actor, serial liar, bad touch guy.

Jon would probably also have loved Simbal and gotten intimate with him like he did Simmons

 

[Charnel Ground]

Jon would probably also have loved Simbal and gotten intimate with him like he did Simmons

I would really, really love to see Jon and Simbal interact.

 

[BullfrogBill]

The Cole ballwashing seriously has to stop. Putting a guy who who left after 10 days then cried about it for months and refused to come back because he was so asshurt into the same category as Letty and Burt is criminal.

Some of you are way too parasocial with these people and act like enjoying someone in Fishtank is a personal endorsement of them as if you associate with them irl. Cole was funny and the main driver of content in the early days of Season 2 and the quality in the season went down drastically after he was kicked out, that's it. That's why people like Cole. No one cares if Cole is a sperg outside of the tank because no one cares about Cole outside of the tank period.

It's like going into the KingCobra thread and saying people shouldn't find Cobra funny because he's a retarded sperg. No shit he's a retarded sperg, that's why people think he's funny lmao

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Some of you are way too parasocial with these people and act like enjoying someone in Fishtank is a personal endorsement of them as if you associate with them irl. Cole was funny and the main driver of content in the early days of Season 2 and the quality in the season went down drastically after he was kicked out, that's it. That's why people like Cole. No one cares if Cole is a sperg outside of the tank because no one cares about Cole outside of the tank period.

It's like going into the KingCobra thread and saying people shouldn't find Cobra funny because he's a retarded sperg. No shit he's a retarded sperg, that's why people think he's funny lmao

Me pointing out Cole threw a tantrum on his Instagram which was posted here is parasocial? Do you even know what that word means? The guy left the show after 10 days. He is not in the same tier as Letty and Burt. That's it.

 

[bookers]

Some of you are way too parasocial with these people and act like enjoying someone in Fishtank is a personal endorsement of them as if you associate with them irl. Cole was funny and the main driver of content in the early days of Season 2 and the quality in the season went down drastically after he was kicked out, that's it. That's why people like Cole. No one cares if Cole is a sperg outside of the tank because no one cares about Cole outside of the tank period.

It's like going into the KingCobra thread and saying people shouldn't find Cobra funny because he's a retarded sperg. No shit he's a retarded sperg, that's why people think he's funny lmao

i think cole was a bitch and when he still acted like a bitch even after getting coddled with xbox and whatever it pissed me off
simple as.
also his detective cole shit was tired and unfunny by the time he left anyways (not that he was even doing it, bc by the time he left all he did was act like a mopey whiney bitch)
nevermind the fact he acted like a bitch after the tank (but yes, he was a bitch for that as well)

 

[BullfrogBill]

Me pointing out Cole threw a tantrum on his Instagram which was posted here is parasocial? Do you even know what that word means? The guy left the show after 10 days. He is not in the same tier as Letty and Burt. That's it.

No one cares if Cole acts like a sperg in his free time, you caring so much about that as if you associate with him in person is very parasocial. He was funny in the Fishtank and drove content, end of story.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

This was never a debate about whether or not I think people should like Cole or not. I responded to a post listing Cole as an A-tier fish alongside Letty and Burt. I disagreed with that. I'm not arguing whether or not people should like him I said people should stop ballwashing and overhyping him. I swear to god arguing with you gets so tedious because you twist every word I say.

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

Man those carpet cleaners are really going to use a wand for that whole house?

 

[bookers]

This was never a debate about whether or not I think people should like Cole or not. I responded to a post listing Cole as an A-tier fish alongside Letty and Burt. I disagreed with that. I'm not arguing whether or not people should like him I said people should stop ballwashing and overhyping him. I swear to god arguing with you gets so tedious because you twist every word I say.

youre right
cole was entertaining for like 5 days and then dropped off a cliff
rating him super high is retarded
its sort of like how people rate betty high. there were funny betty moments but she was barely there

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

Every previous fish was nontent except [insert personal favorite]. You are all retarded simps for liking [insert least favorite female]. [Insert least favorite male] literally never did anything interesting and just hung out all day.

Here you go guys.

 

[AssignedEva]

It's a slow day with all the cleaning (the cleaning team are doing a pretty good job, but the carpet in Burt's loft is stained with what appears to be red wine - Jet's going to put a throw rug and an extra bed up there to cover it up; I feel bad for whoever ends up in Burt's penthouse).
Nifty is eating a rare steak.

Unsurprisingly, Jeff only likes well done "crispy" steaks with no pink in, and finds the way she's cooked hers to be disgusting. Nifty has had to ask him to stop blowing his vape juice on it.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Okay, I know people have been trying to find the Relative Justice episode that Alex is in, and I can say without a shadow of a doubt that I've never had this much trouble finding a season of a TV show before.

I believe that Alex is on Season 2, Episode 10, but I cannot watch Season 2 of this show. I bit the bullet and signed up for a YouTube TV trial but you can't even watch the shit on YouTube TV. The same thing with Apple TV, it refuses to let you

https://archive.ph/zaDMd

Edit: mhm

Relative Justice is produced in Lexington, Kentucky, and stars Rhonda Wills as the judge. Wills is an attorney who founded her own law firm in Houston and is licensed to practice law in Texas, New York and California. She also has appeared as a legal contributor for CNN and other media outlets.

 

[Its Vladi Bby]

The Cole ballwashing seriously has to stop. Putting a guy who who left after 10 days then cried about it for months and refused to come back because he was so asshurt into the same category as Letty and Burt is criminal.

Youre missing the point. No he wasnt a good "competitor" at the game. Which isnt what Fish Tank is about.

He was fucking entertaining. Burt is the ONLY fish that can rival him in "holding court" with TTS. No other fish has been able to engage with TTS by themselves for hours at a time and be entertaining. He was in on the bit like the other fish but STILL lost himself in a character and kept himself engaged in the task he was given. Not only did he play the detective bit in an entertaining way with almost zero prodding by production, he was arrogant to the other fish about it. He believed the other fish were too stupid to solve the mystery and thats why production chose him.

The other fish were jealous of him because of the attention he got from TTS. He picked up on this and believed they were jealous of him because he comes from a higher class than them. Upper middle class. It was perfect.

S Tier fish confirmed.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Nifty just did an near perfect impression of Ian. I never thought I would see a Nifty redemption arc.

 

[Lake Cresva Diver]

Nifty just did an near perfect impression of Ian. I never thought I would see a Nifty redemption arc.

she needs to say the nigger word

 

[joker jimmy]

A Tier Fish: letty, josie, jon, cole, jimmy, shinji, burt, alex
B Tier Fish: vance, tj, summer, tayleigh, binx, luke,
C Tier Fish: sylvia, damiel, mauro, brian, jc, meg, trish, smaak, mizzy, payton, la'ron, alexis, simbal,
D Tier Fish: simmons, ian, ted

A Tier Freeloaders: frank, stein, fatty, tai, duan'ye, greg, jobe,
B Tier Freeloaders: lance, betty, dontarius, chip, seriah, charleston, britney, taylor,
C Tier Freeloaders: brandon, tom, ck, oliver, connor, jeff,
D Tier Freeloaders: ella, nifty, delaney, wyatt, jean

What show are you watching? Vance in B? Mauro in C? Betty in B tier? Nifty at the bottom? This is terminal autism.

 

[EenGevolg]

clip it

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It's honestly shocking how much more bearable she is this season, I kinda wish she could stay like potentially Jobe.

 

[Queesechake]

Okay, I know people have been trying to find the Relative Justice episode that Alex is in, and I can say without a shadow of a doubt that I've never had this much trouble finding a season of a TV show before.

I believe that Alex is on Season 2, Episode 10, but I cannot watch Season 2 of this show. I bit the bullet and signed up for a YouTube TV trial but you can't even watch the shit on YouTube TV. The same thing with Apple TV, it refuses to let you

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https://archive.ph/zaDMd

Edit: mhm

I just searched for way too long and I also couldn't find season 2 anywhere.

 

[hog cranking frog]

Nifty dresses like a washed up back up guitarist from a one hit wonder 90s rock band.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

Burt successfully hassles Ian out of the tank:
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I absolutely love how they have to physically tip over the bed to remove Ian from it lmfao

This nigga is perpetually couchlocked I can't even believe it