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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 77 8.6%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 112 12.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 214 23.9%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 438 48.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 55 6.1%

  • Total de votantes
    896
There's a difference between wanting to play darker roles and specifying a chomo or rapist. Then following up with saying that in a world without rules he would "take what he wants" from people. As in rape dudes.
To be fair, he also said he wouldn't be able to live with himself if he actually did those things. He said the guilt would be unbearable.

And this is all from that same confessional session you are referencing.

Burt is a pervert degen absolutely, but he doesnt understand what thoughts are appropriate to vocalize and which are not. I don't think he would actually do anything.

But I also wouldn't let his black ass around my kids either.
 
Lmao they're about to re enact a scene from 2.5 and they know next to nothing about "Tai, Jimmy and Jon". And Voodoo mama Juju. And Creature. They've met the Duke before though... they just didn't realize it at the time.
 
I'm saying they could've prompted him right before the show started. Look how easy it is to inject thoughts and ideas into his head.
I don’t buy it unless there’s proof, like there is of his desire to portray a serial killer rapist. Sounds more to me like cope than a plausible theory.
To be fair, he also said he wouldn't be able to live with himself if he actually did those things. He said the guilt would be unbearable.

And this is all from that same confessional session you are referencing.

Burt is a pervert degen absolutely, but he doesnt understand what thoughts are appropriate to vocalize and which are not. I don't think he would actually do anything.

But I also wouldn't let his black ass around my kids either.
The point isn’t that Burt would actually act out on any of these fantasies (again, I quoted him saying that he would not in fact become a real rapist serial killer because of the law), but rather that he has these thoughts in his head and he clearly obsesses over them to some degree, which is clearly abnormal and extremely contradictory to the gentle giant of mice and men portrayal that several individuals in this thread seem intent on giving him.
 
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Potentially at least.
He brought his business cards to the tank and he has an extremely extensive linktree, which includes a google doc that lists things he'll bring if you want to hire him to fuck you (or your wife/husband) and roleplay fetishes. He's not exactly mr. anonymous.

He has his address listed in his twitter bio, which includes a lot of (his) gay porn.
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I don’t buy it unless there’s proof, like there is of his desire to portray a serial killer rapist. Sounds more to me like cope than a plausible theory.

The point isn’t that Burt would actually act out on any of these fantasies (again, I quoted him saying that he would not in fact become a real rapist serial killer because of the law), but rather that he has these thoughts in his head and he clearly obsesses over them to some degree, which is clearly abnormal and extremely contradictory to the gentle giant of mice and men portrayal that several individuals in this thread seem intent on giving him.
At the same time though Burt has NOT attempted to do anything creepy to anyone the whole show. Would he reciprocate if given the chance? Absolutely no doubt about it. But he's been objectively less creepy than wifi signal the entire show.
 
At the same time though Burt has NOT attempted to do anything creepy to anyone the whole show. Would he reciprocate if given the chance? Absolutely no doubt about it. But he's been objectively less creepy than wifi signal the entire show.
I think huffing on Frank’s insoles and moaning while doing so is pretty fucking creepy, but maybe I’m just a crazy puritanical prude.
 
I don’t buy it unless there’s proof, like there is of his desire to portray a serial killer rapist. Sounds more to me like cope than a plausible theory.
Sounds to me like production has had everything quite elaborately planned out:
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It makes for far more interesting content if the schizonigger 160+ IQ guy is rambling on about wanting to be a serial killer than having him not. They are obviously keenly aware of how easy it is to manipulate them and while I can't prove they prompted him it certainly seems quite plausible.
 
I think it’s way more overtly sexual and outright disgusting than putting your arm around someone’s shoulder uninvited, but what do I know?
I mean it's doing something to someone vs. doing something to an inanimate object. I think putting your hands on people that don't want your hands on them is definitely more creepy than smelling shoes.
 
Sounds to me like production has had everything quite elaborately planned out:
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It makes for far more interesting content if the schizonigger 160+ IQ guy is rambling on about wanting to be a serial killer than having him not. They are obviously keenly aware of how easy it is to manipulate them and while I can't prove they prompted him it certainly seems quite plausible.
Except that the paper you’re referencing was given to Frank, and only after all the background regarding Burt’s paraphilias and obsessions was already established, hence MDE = Male Dating Espionage (instead of Experience). This was obviously not possible to have established ahead of time; Burt came up with the Male Dating Experience shit himself.
 
He brought his business cards to the tank and he has an extremely extensive linktree, which includes a google doc that lists things he'll bring if you want to hire him to fuck you (or your wife/husband) and roleplay fetishes. He's not exactly mr. anonymous.

He has his address listed in his twitter bio, which includes a lot of (his) gay porn.
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Its all obscenely degenerate ofc but the "kink titles" list is psychotic. Imagine the amount of time he spent coming up with those alone.
 
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I mean it's doing something to someone vs. doing something to an inanimate object. I think putting your hands on people that don't want your hands on them is definitely more creepy than smelling shoes.
One is an unwanted advance, the sort of which occurs in colleges and bars around the world on a nightly basis and is routinely brushed off. The other is a homosexual black man fetishizing the foot smell of a 250lb cave ogre. I think it’s pretty clear which one of the two is significantly more deviant behavior.
 
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