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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 77 8.6%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 112 12.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 214 23.9%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 438 48.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 55 6.1%
  • Total de votantes
    896
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All my homies never bought Alex stock. God, what a pathetic faggot. He's finally showing his true nepo-baby colors. I tried to warn all of you.

That said, now is the perfect time to reveal Wild Randy. :smug:
 
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They need to get Alex this shirt
 
Frank is following Alex around and being creepy. It begins. :story:

He followed whalewife to the bathroom and after Alex walked in, he knocked on the door and said "Tell her not to flush".

Edit: It appears Alex is leaving.
 
retard strength II dijo:
Easy to miss but Alex's fat wife and gay stepdaughter have been telling the fish meta knowledge about this season. It doesn't matter at this point, but Vance did pull the stepdaughter aside and told her to stop. Goblina wife is still doing it. Seems like the wiggers didn't brief these two at all.
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They probably did, but the latinas want attention so badly they're going to destroy the show.

I really loathe this hog and her entitled ugly daughter - what a great villain she would make as a contestant. Deport them, Donald.
 
Alex is leaving because his wife told him the prize was only $5k not $50k, and that no one ever gets paid and the fishbucks are fake. Fatwife complaining she could only send 2 TTS because they're too expensive. What happened to the millions?

edit: lol Alex was told his mom is cutting him off unless he leaves
useless fuckin manbaby
 
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CzechYardManagementINC dijo:
PPV chat is saying Sam is tweaking, and I checked confessional and Signal and Connor are in there moping, Connor asking about his contract. What is happening that's being overshadowed by the torta?
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Alex told everyone what his wife told him - that the $50k prize is "$5k if they choose to pay it" and that nobody gets paid off the show, and that TTS is only $30. Production fucking with Alex by begging him for money is backfiring.
 
Haha Sam knows it's joever and is just fucking with Alex now.

Hilariously Alex saying that he's disgraced his mom and then having a meltdown and acting like a whiny nepobaby is more embarrassing than anything that's happened yet.
 
"I GAVE YOU MY AMULET!" - Jason Goldstriker.

Alex is so ungrateful. He knows what Jason went through to get it and he just up and leaves?!
 
Norstein Bekkler dijo:
Alex is leaving because his wife told him the prize was only $5k not $50k, and that no one ever gets paid and the fishbucks are fake. Fatwife complaining she could only send 2 TTS because they're too expensive. What happened to the millions?
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She's greedy for food and the money Alex provides.

Boy, she needs to SHUT UP. Does she think they can live on Alex's parents' money forever?
 
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