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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 77 8.6%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 112 12.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 214 23.9%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 438 48.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 55 6.1%

  • Total de votantes
    896
I missed the context of this in the last several pages, I think. What is this Hollywood high school head bitch doing?
Lots of new toys up.

Someone is gonna cuff Mizzy and Burt together.

*Edit* LMAO already happening.

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You can do it, Mizzy. Fulfil the dreams of every woman. Become the lamb to his lion. Do the unthinkable.

Fix. Him.
 
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Prices for the new fishtoys. There was also "Forced ad read" for 1600 fishbux, I don't know where it went
 
Challenge: Make dramatic dialogue

Half the tank: whine about getting eliminated/ BURTed in hushed tones in a little group in the den.
This challenge is supposed to go on for hours in the background and the reward is like two fishbucks. No wonder they don't give a fuck.

Edit: The funny thing is, they did a challenge like this after Connor was introduced. It was the WWE wrestling bit where all the Fish gave speeches. Unlike this challenge, it actually had direction, Ben and Sam were there, and, iirc, the Fish were still under the impression they were on Hulu so they cared more. It did not last hours, and a good time was had by all. I would encourage the wiggers to come up with better challenges.
 
I agree, Dark Burt I think started out as TTS trying to tell Burt that he's allowed to be a little meaner to people and they'll understand because it's a game. Outside they'll still be friends. But he immediately took it too far and instead of Dark Burt being good at challenges and scheming with other contestants he screamed in Mizzy's face, which while funny because Mizzy sucks, now the whole house is terrified of him.

Mizzy was next on the chopping block according to basically every fish last night (Alex, Payton, Binx, and Burt all agreed). They said Mizzy first and if she somehow gets immunity Symbal (but he already has immunity so I don't know who they'd vote next, probably Payton). That was the consensus until Burt screamed at Mizzy. Then they were all in B1 for hours talking about how scared they are of him, that production needs to bring in a doctor to check on him and that they should vote him out if he's gonna be like that.
Whoah steady on. You're telling me that admiting you want to rape and murder people to other people and then making threatening actions might not endear you to them? Not poor Burt. A shame.
 
Sam giving Burt the OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFETIME to play a super stalker murderer type character tonight. He is left in B3 to practice. "The ultimate rapist". Burt worries about sponsorships, Sam assures him Stickermule has authorized this.
 
I haven't been able to watch today, but am seeing reports on Twitter that Mizzy has tamed Dark Burt during their time handcuffed together, and he agreed not to vote for her in the upcoming elimination.

Can any kiwis confirm or provide more context?
About 15 minutes ago Burt was cuffed to Simbal in the Penthouse going on about her being a fucking cunt, so I'm going to say he was lying to her face, hahahaha.
 
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